Going on holiday? Never been there before? Wan't to avoid being robbed, maimed, killed or exposed to the art of mime? Then don't forget your "Where not to go!" guide book.

Packed with hundreds of dodgy locales and locals, to be avoided, this invaluable publication will not make your stay perfect but it will increase your chances of coming back alive.

Features include: Which parts of your destination to avoid completely. Where not to park your car. Which cash machines not to use on a night time. Which pubs are 'local',

Also includes useful phrases to help you get out of trouble if you get into it.

for example: Los Angeles: 'The black man went that way officer' Harare 'The white man went that way officer' London: 'I'm not Jamie Oliver'

The 'Where not to go!' series is available in all good bookshops and some rubbish ones as well
-- rambling_sid, Dec 21 2004

Fielding's The World's Most Dangerous Places http://www.amazon.c...82-4599009?v=glance
Book telling you how dangerous everywhere is and how to survive ther. [oneoffdave, Dec 21 2004]

Leave the girl guides alone!

(as the rabbi said to the vicar)
-- etherman, Dec 21 2004


I deny all acusations regarding girl guides
-- rambling_sid, Dec 21 2004


Sounds like the Molvania guide.
-- skinflaps, Dec 21 2004


Yep and Bill Bryson has produced similar I believe. Cant be arsed limking at present as a dozen hyperactive teenagers are keen to hear about Bertholt Brecht, seriously.
-- etherman, Dec 21 2004


I left my CD wallet in El Segundo.
-- contracts, Dec 21 2004


like it. you might want to put this in a category though.
-- neilp, Dec 21 2004



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