Backed by a titanium belt and shaped to protect the user from backblast, this girdle is guaranteed to stop, on a single use basis, any attack from any animal in the vicinity. Comes with companion upward-facing, rocket-stabilized anti-drop-bear claymore sombrero and downward-facing anti-tunnel-bear combat boots. ABCB: giving "combat boots" a whole new meaning.
-- Voice, Jan 09 2021

Up next: the anti-bear backpack nuke.
-- Voice, Jan 09 2021


You are still going to demonstrate the sombrero first though, aren't you ?
-- 8th of 7, Jan 09 2021


coward
-- Voice, Jan 10 2021


"feed the bears, feed the bears, t'uppence, t'uppence, t'uppence a bag...."
-- xenzag, Jan 10 2021


Reminiscent of the scene in "Hogfather" where Susan takes the children to the park and notes the "invisible" bears that adults can't see ...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 10 2021



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