Running out of toilet paper when you thought you had a spare roll is a bit annoying, so I have devised a storage method that clearly shows how many rolls are left.
It's best to view the illustration (a ten minute scribble) to understand the idea more fully.
He's named Andrex Man in respect of the famous manufacturers of toilet paper in the UK, and also with reference to "Michelin Man" who is composed entirely of tyres.-- xenzag, Feb 27 2020 Andrex Man! https://sodabred.tu...a-halfbaked-idea-by [xenzag, Feb 27 2020] Bertie Bassett https://creativepoo...ects/bertie-bassettSweet ... [8th of 7, Feb 27 2020] Nice! Definitely needs to be poseable. I'm just a bit concerned about getting the rolls of his legs. Perhaps if he was wall mounted, maybe in a sitting position, like perhaps sitting ON something..?-- neutrinos_shadow, Feb 27 2020 You simply unscrew the feet to get at the rolls on the legs.-- xenzag, Feb 27 2020 An Andrexaconda would be more practical.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 27 2020 ... until it elects to curl itself around the ol' Family Jewel Box and start squeezing.
Terrible way to die ...
Given the existence of toilet tissue in a variety of colours, is there not a significant risk that Andrex Man might be confused with Bertie Bassett ? <link>-- 8th of 7, Feb 27 2020 Unless you've started snacking on the toilet rolls again! I thought you'd stopped all that nonsense after the last bout of papierrhoea.-- xenzag, Feb 27 2020 We have more than sufficient discrimination to avoid such a misfortune; but there are others who may be vulnerable to such confusion...-- 8th of 7, Feb 27 2020 Thus speaks the voice of experience.-- pocmloc, Feb 27 2020 //wall mounted//
He could have a stand like an artist's lay figure. Then he could point his toes, and you wouldn't have to unscrew anything.-- pertinax, Feb 28 2020 He's on a roll!-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 29 2020 random, halfbakery