in an attempt to assert their practical, spiritually-grounded, community-centered values on the rest of the world, the amish construct barns under the cloak of night throughout urban and suburban areas across the globe.
the unsuspecting populous awakes in the morning to find the physical graffiti, horrified, yet amazed at the swift but remarkable craftsmanship. all things amish and barn raising vandals become the new 'punk'-- xclamp, May 03 2004 barn raising http://www.amishtow...os/barn_raising.htmrome was not built in a day because the amish were not contracted [xclamp, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004] Maybe they could raise outhouses that other vandals have razed.-- FarmerJohn, May 03 2004 We should get the Amish viewpoint. I'll wait.-- thumbwax, May 03 2004 Has anyone considered the idea the Amish are also responsible for crop circles?-- wgmcg, May 03 2004 Nope.-- yabba do yabba dabba, May 03 2004 If "Amish" were short for "Americans" then "British" would be short for "Britericans".-- FarmerJohn, May 03 2004 or Famer American and Australian is short for Colonials, as in damn...-- engineer1, May 04 2004 random, halfbakery