I've got this song on my profile, but then I thought whos going to look at it? I know some bakers already have but I thought that I should bring it out into the open for all to enjoy.

Some things in life are baked
They can really make you irate
Other things just make you swear
and curse
When you're stressing over
life's frustrations
Don't grumble, bake an invention
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

...always butter on the baked side
of a slice...
(Whistle)

Always butter on the right side
of a slice...
(Whistle)

If your idea seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to read the help file
once or twice
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just put your thinking cap on
- that's the thing.
And...always butter on the baked
side of a slice...
(Whistle)

Come on.

Always butter on the right side
of a slice...
(Whistle)

Some ideas are quite absurd
And [mfd]'s the final word
You must always face the criticism
with a bow
Forget about your fish bone – read from
the help file tome
Enjoy it - it could be your last chance
anyhow.
So always bake on the bright side
of death
Just before you draw your
terminal breath
Idea’s can be a piece of shit
When you look at it
Ideas are a laugh and anno's are joke
it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh
is on you
And always butter on the baked side
of a slice...
(Whistle)

Always butter on the right side
of a slice...
(Whistle)

Come on guys, cheer up.

And always butter on the baked side
of a slice...

Always butter on the right side
of a slice...

Worse ideas have been baked at sea you know.

And always butter on the baked side
of a slice...

I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing.

Always butter on the right side
of a slice...

-- talen, Jan 23 2003

Good. I'm glad you did, because now I can give you a croissant.
-- egbert, Jan 23 2003


<Disembodied voice 1> I'm Brian!
<Disembodied voice 2> No I'm Brian!
<Disembodied Voice 3> No I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
-- talen, Jan 23 2003


Btw I have a HB version of the lumberjack song in the pipeline! I'll post it soon.
-- talen, Jan 23 2003


better still.

you touch The Galaxy Song and you are space dust.
-- po, Jan 23 2003


Hm. The original is already a humorous satirical bit, though.
-- waugsqueke, Jan 23 2003


[po] Galaxy song?

[waugsqueke] Can't go wrong with a Monty Python song.
-- talen, Jan 23 2003


Well, it seems better (to me, at least) to parody things which aren't already parodies themselves.
-- waugsqueke, Jan 23 2003


Well I don't really have that many "other" real ideas so I'm keeping my self going with modifiying songs.
-- talen, Jan 23 2003


Nice parody
-- thumbwax, May 31 2003


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-- po, May 31 2003



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