Fencing jackets used to have little patches overlying the heart. Now it would seem this is considered declasse as I could not easily find an image to depict this. I was wondering why only the heart? Are the other innards unworthly of a good sword poking?

BUNGCOs Alternative Target Patches come in a wide and colorful assortment, to be affixed to your jacket. In addition to heart, the patches depict lung, spleen, floating rib, uterus, gizzard, chitterlings and root chakra. Each patch is pressure sensitive and makes an organ-appropriate sound in response to being poked with a sword.

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-- bungston, Apr 26 2010

// organ-appropriate sound //

Must ... resist ... urge ... to ... ask ...
-- 8th of 7, Apr 26 2010


I'd like my jacket to have targets on someone else's torso.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 26 2010


Zen Fencing ... the sound of one hand being stabbed with a long, thin, very sharp weapon ...
-- 8th of 7, Apr 26 2010


Would people with missing kidneys, situs inversus, undescended testes, etc. be required to put the targets in the anatomically correct positions?

Also: //...urge...to...ask// The appropriate sound for most organs is "squish."
-- mouseposture, Apr 26 2010



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