A shoulder pack that has sensors that provide a comprehensive sign that the wearer is coming down with (lurgy of the month/decade/whatever).

The pack makes a klaxon sound, shoots out small rockets and meshes with the local WiFi network.

Free joo janta specs only this month!!!
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 06 2020

Alternatively, the device could play a recording of Wallace Greenslade declaiming "Unclean ! Unclean ! OoooOOOOooooooh ! " in funerial tones.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 06 2020


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-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 06 2020



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