I like showers but find the whole drying process a bit tedious as I want to get onto the next thing in my day. Not having [Custardguts]'s harem of servant wenches I am forced to rely upon technology.
The Dyson hand-dryer [link] works well - but I require a scaled up version incorporated into the shower door. I turn off the water and step slowly out of the shower (perhaps turning sideways) to have the ginormous airblade scrape and blow the excess water off my body. I will accept any [m-f-d]'s proffered for only being a scaled up version of existing technology but do think it is a better use than the existing hands-only service.-- AusCan531, Dec 03 2012 Dyson Airblade http://www.dysonairblade.com.au/For hands only. [AusCan531, Dec 03 2012] Baked https://i.redditupl...e0d8128be407bc60afb(and dried) [AusCan531, Jan 19 2017] If it was powerful enough, it could remove all your body hair at the same time.-- xenzag, Dec 03 2012 Couldn't a suitably powered airblade also remove the micrometer of dead skin and whatever, and forgo the shower?-- rcarty, Dec 03 2012 The thought had crossed my mind. [+] since I didn't get my half-patent in the oven first.-- TomP, Dec 03 2012 [+]
// Not having[Custardguts]'s harem of servant wenches //
[Custardguts] doesn't have a harem either, it's just wishful thinking.-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2012 The jet of air from an airblade is pretty strong, perhaps strong enough to be quite painful in certain areas of the body...-- hippo, Dec 03 2012 OK, we need a volunteer to test various body parts in an airblade. I volunteer [8th], assuming that the Borg have the relevant body parts.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 03 2012 Baked. Go watch the jetsons-- vfrackis, Dec 03 2012 in fact they have these at many swimming pools near me. albeit assisted by electric heaters. I believe they cost approximately £2.-- PainOCommonSense, Dec 03 2012 //it's just wishful thinking//
I'd rather prefer to think that I'm between harems.-- Custardguts, Dec 04 2012 ^That implies that there has been at least one harem preceding....-- AusCan531, Dec 04 2012 +++!-- pashute, Dec 04 2012 random, halfbakery