...restaurants could bring round a cat in a little basket, that licks your hands clean.-- sadie, Jul 07 2002 The Tool lead singer rib removal thing is in all likelihood an urban legend http://www.snopes.c...s/vanities/ribs.htm [mrthingy, Jul 09 2002] The Tool lead singer rib removal thing is in all likelihood an urban legend http://www.snopes.c...s/vanities/ribs.htm [mrthingy, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] A cat to sit on your lap would be good....-- CasaLoco, Jul 07 2002 yuk!-- yamahito, Jul 07 2002 ok it's new...-- postseti, Jul 07 2002 dogs are yukier in this respect. one of mine used to sit himself in front of me while I ate, watching every mouthful with big brown yearningly sad eyes and then slowly 12" of saliva would appear at the corner of his mouth and slowly descend to the floor.-- po, Jul 07 2002 What distresses me most about this idea is the frequency with which sadie offers to cook me japanese food (in our real life existences)...-- yamahito, Jul 07 2002 aj.-- postseti, Jul 07 2002 My cat has fish breath. Eww.-- polartomato, Jul 07 2002 I couldn't manage a whole cat after dinner (not even a waffer feen cat)-- dare99, Jul 08 2002 Hmmm, happiness is a cigar called tiddles.-- Mayfly, Jul 08 2002 No, no, a thousand times no. I have seen where cats lick themselves. Uuurrrrrrrrgh.-- 8th of 7, Jul 08 2002 .. with a little practise UB who knows! <g>-- po, Jul 08 2002 a little practise, plus some minor surgery to get rid of a few of those pesky ribs..
I believe the lead singer of the thrash band "tool" did just this - and then printed the resulting pose on the front of their cd..-- yamahito, Jul 08 2002 I'm trying to think of anything I would have on my fingers which a cat would be prepared to lick off which would not be preferable to cat-spit. My cats eat some pretty damned odd stuff between them (yogurt, chick-peas, tomato sauce, spiders). I'm sure I'd rather lick my own fingers than have them smeared with whatever the last meal was. They can lick the plate instead.-- angel, Jul 08 2002 UnaBubba: given that Moslems follow the Jewish tradition of circumcision (Richard Burton and others famously having to circumcise themselves to get into Mecca), that sounds like baloney. But what the heck does that have to do with cats?-- DrCurry, Jul 08 2002 DrCurry, this is how it came up:"I have seen where cats lick themselves""You're just jealous that you can't""a little practise, plus some minor surgery to get rid of a few of those pesky ribs.."Some people, you just don't read the annotations, do you?Another halfbaker whose identity I will protect (for now) pointed me to a yoga position which enable this action. I forget what it's called, though. You still have to be pretty flexy.-- sappho, Jul 08 2002 //Moslems follow the Jewish tradition of circumcision//
I believe that would make it an Abrahamic tradition.-- [ sctld ], Jul 08 2002 I would prefer a moist 'Cat-ette' brought around in a foil sachet so that I may wipe my hands upon it.
Or use cutlery.-- Johnny Mash, Jul 09 2002 sappho: That would be the plough. oops.
I quite like the image of a small cat licking the excess sweet and sour sauce from my fingers after a meal. I still think you'd need the 'moist towellette' to get rid of the cat spit, though.-- st3f, Jul 09 2002 not the "harp" ?-- po, Jul 09 2002 Will the cat be hot and scented with lemon?-- -alx, Jul 09 2002 // Will the cat be hot and scented with lemon? //
I'm thinking they'll be warm, soft and fluffy. I think it would be cruel either to spray them with lemon, or get them to eat lemons, as these aren't natural food for a cat.
Any suggestions for more authentic cat scents?-- sadie, Jul 09 2002 Herring.-- angel, Jul 09 2002 Bless you. Have a tissue.-- [ sctld ], Jul 09 2002 I always thought that, when people refered to n*synch sucking their own cocks, they were referring to the group as a whole, not just each individual on his/her own...-- yamahito, Dec 08 2002 nothing like after-dinner pussy-- DeathNinja, Jul 18 2003 random, halfbakery