Two teams. One ball. Ninety minutes.

Just imagine: Heavily armored players wielding stainless-steel sticks to knock around one ball, while mounted on rhinos. Anything goes.

Yeah.
-- Trickytracks, Feb 20 2005

(??) The cheerleaders in their g-rated outfits http://www.cwo.com/~lucumi/women.jpg
[normzone, Feb 20 2005]

Not quite baked.....elephant polo http://www.survival...com/pachyderms.html
[normzone, Feb 20 2005]

Care and feeding, rhino milk http://www.google.c...search=&safe=images
[normzone, Feb 22 2005]

As a fan of scantily clad native women, I'm enjoying picturing the cheerleaders.

[Edit: The sticks should be bamboo, or reed of some kind. More crunching and replacement, plus training your rhino to step on the other fellow's mallet, but not yours]
-- normzone, Feb 20 2005


I didn't think rhinos could swim.
-- benfrost, Feb 20 2005


I thought this was going to be a little mint with a head-dress.
-- Basepair, Feb 20 2005


Benfrost> You know there's actually more than one kind of polo?
-- Trickytracks, Feb 22 2005


Water polo and rhino polo.
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 22 2005


Not to mention Ralph Lauren polo.

*groan*

Sorry.
-- Trickytracks, Feb 22 2005


VW Polo?
-- angel, Feb 22 2005


Polo bears?

*groangroan*

Sorry, I'll stop, promise.
-- Trickytracks, Feb 22 2005


Is it possible to domesticate rhinos? If not, this is going to be a very random game. Not necessarily a bad thing.
-- krelnik, Feb 22 2005


//Is it possible to domesticate rhinos?//

Sure! They're just like big grey cows. With uhmm.... armor. And an impaling device up front. And without the milking ability.

Actually, I'm not sure about the milking, but I'm pretty sure nobody tried.
-- Trickytracks, Feb 22 2005


[krelnik] and [TrickyTracks], see link
-- normzone, Feb 22 2005


Gosh that's... I have no words for it.
-- Trickytracks, Feb 23 2005


"hello, Mrs. rhino, I see you are feeding your fat ugly baby now. Do you mind if I take a little milk for my village?"
-- dentworth, Feb 23 2005



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