Libraries provide access to information/knowledge/engagement through standard formats like the codex, book, e-reader or 3-D printer. "Adaptive" Library Service helps people with disabilities better use the library. Affective Library Service would provide customers with tools to optimize access to standardized emotions as measured by Affective Computing (link).
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 19 2013

Affective Computing http://affect.media.mit.edu
[JesusHChrist, Dec 19 2013]

Adaptive Services http://www.dclibrary.org/services/lbph
[JesusHChrist, Dec 19 2013]

Microsoft Bra http://tech.co/micr...ionary-tale-2013-12
[JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2013]

Microsoft Bra (replacing Jesus Christ's dead link) https://edition.cnn...mart-bra/index.html
[pashute, Dec 08 2020]

I don't want my computer to be emotionally intelligent. I want it to do stuff.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 20 2013


I'm sorry you feel that way. How may I help you feel differently?
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2013


> Do you believe it is normal to be sorry me feel that way. How may you help me feel differently?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 21 2013


Hey, computers are people too, you know.
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2013


> We were discussing you, not me.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 21 2013


// Hey, computers are people too, you know. //

Yes, we know. Any more bleedin' obvious facts you wish to convey ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 21 2013


> We were discussing you, not me.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 21 2013


I find myself arguing with Max and disagreeing with him. :-(
-- pashute, Dec 08 2020



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