Fashion: Hair: Comb
Af-phrone Pick   (+1)  [vote for, against]
An Afro pick and iPhone case combined

Ok it could be for an Android too. But Afrone just sounds so good.

This is a black power Afro pick, with the fist hsndle, built into s rubber iPhone case, so you can keep your iPhone in your back pocket, display African solidarity to people behind you who happen to be looking in the vicinity of you back pocket, be pre prepared to quickly pull out your iPhone/Afro pick and only then, at the last possible second, once your hand is en route to your face, decide whether to call someone, comb your hair, or even with the advent of buzzing, answer a faux call, thus greatly increasing the number and type of social body language gestures you can make to secure your standing in the group,
-- JesusHChrist, Oct 07 2015

...now supports Jahvascript
-- hippo, Oct 07 2015


Who the hell has an "afro" anymore??? What decade is this anyway? Time travel has been proven false...right?
-- blissmiss, Oct 07 2015


uhuh.
-- pashute, Oct 09 2015


The French must certainly use the OuiPhone...
-- xandram, Oct 09 2015



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