I believe that on St. Patrick's Day the Irish become more aerodynamic. To study whether this is true I propose that two pubs are put into a wind tunnel with 50 Irishmen and 50 non-Irishmen. The results shall speak for themselves.-- MrDaliLlama, Feb 21 2005 Invention?-- bristolz, Feb 21 2005 would guinness enter the equation?-- po, Feb 21 2005 Lots of guinness, please.-- normzone, Feb 21 2005 They are faster because they're Blarney stoned.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 22 2005 random, halfbakery