Pay for an ad on a highly visible channel, such as the one that shows your local listings.
Just your smiling face, your phone number underneath, and the background music of your choice.
After a few days of running the ad, go on a walkabout and see how many people recognize you.-- Giblet, Jan 09 2005 Knock yourself out.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 09 2005 Are you trying to Hammer Virus me? :)-- Giblet, Jan 09 2005 Ha. I like it.
Also, I just added "Knock yourself out'", into my Hammer Virus idea. Thanks!-- Mustardface, Jan 09 2005 I like the idea; what I worry about is that most viewers would assume you intend to sell real estate.-- xrayTed, Jan 09 2005 Just a smiling face would get more exposure per $ in print media. You have to DO something when you are on TV so that people can look for a reptilian flinch as a reason not to elect you as president.-- mensmaximus, Jan 09 2005 err.. baked pretty much with the Paris Hilton cult of no personality.-- neilp, Jan 10 2005 random, halfbakery