For those who really need to get up, I propose an adrenalin dart based alarm clock, which fires a small make-you-very-alert dart into you (or your sleeping partner) ensuring that you immediately spring in to action.
-- neilp, Dec 16 2005

Ditto [Pa've], seriously. Ok +
-- Zuzu, Dec 16 2005


Alarm goes off. Adrenalin kicks in. Heart conks out. Passes out again.
-- DrCurry, Dec 16 2005


zzzzzzzz AAAAA! MY EYE!
-- bungston, Dec 16 2005


[normzone] grabs "snooze" dart, stabs self, mumbles "just five more minutes", and rolls over.
-- normzone, Dec 16 2005


[bungston] - perhaps this is an opportunity to sell patented BungCo hardened eye masks, specifically to encourage sound sleep, and dart-eye juxtaposition incidents.
-- neilp, Dec 16 2005


Incidence of heart attack is high just after awaking. This system might not help.
-- bristolz, Dec 16 2005



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