Can't stand the touch keyboards. Want a real keyboard. Put it on the back of the phone. The guru might learn to touch type that way, accordion style, the neophyte might turn the phone over and use a small LCD display to show what they're typing (which is all they need for texting anyway).-- theircompetitor, Jan 06 2010 Trewgrip http://www.trewgrip.com/ [theircompetitor, Jan 07 2014] Great idea. But this title promised more whimsy than *that*.-- DrWorm, Jan 06 2010 Pretty close.-- theircompetitor, Jan 07 2014 random, halfbakery