A highly alchoholic beverage that can be consumed immediately prior to having an accident.

This allows onlookers to believe that you are simply a harmless drunk, rather than a clumsy idiot.
-- zen_tom, Jul 19 2005

Topless Church Topless_20Church
Egged on by [wagster] among others. [zen_tom, Jul 19 2005]

Buckfast Tonic Wine http://en.wikipedia...Buckfast_Tonic_Wine
"Its high strength (15% alcohol by volume) combined with its low price and sweetness mean that many find Buckfast to be the ideal means by which to become drunk as quickly and cheaply as possible." [calum, Jul 20 2005]

Wine Accidents http://fora.erobert...ic;f=1;t=061252;p=0
A thread relating numerous wine-related mishap anecdotes. [zen_tom, Jul 20 2005]

More Buckfast! http://www.bumwine.com/others.html
and a collection of other fine wines [Azazello, Sep 05 2006]

Ah ha! here it is! Accident Wine! Where's the Slut Shelves???

I kinda thought it'd be something that looked like wine that you'd spill onto people in those fake accident happenings at some party or gathering, trying to get a foot in the door: "oh, so sorry, please excuse me... wait, don't I know you?". See, the accident wine would wash right out, making for lighthearted mood and equally jovial followup talk with the new flame.
-- daseva, Jul 19 2005


//immediately prior to having an accident//

I'm just a bit confused about how you would know you were about to have an accident. I'd rather try and prevent it if I knew.

Although I suppose there are times you know something is about to happen, in which case this wine would be indispensible.

How highly alcoholic would it have to be to make you drunk very quickly anyway?
-- pooduck, Jul 19 2005


Perhaps accident wine could be a less viscous version of regular wine. Special wine glasses are sold as well, with a vertical hole in the stem too small for regular wine to pour through. Tell anyone at your party not to drink the "good wine", and when someone does it pours all over them and (to their embarrassment) your new white carpet. Of course, accident wine turns from red to clear within an hour.
-- Worldgineer, Jul 19 2005


Fantastic! I'm looking forward to "Captain Jihad" :-)
-- wagster, Jul 19 2005


Just repair to a bar. Drunk or stupid, you'll end up with the same charges here.
-- DrCurry, Jul 19 2005


No ociffer! I had the drink after the crash so I didididn't look silly...
-- fridge duck, Jul 19 2005


/A highly alchoholic beverage that can be consumed immediately prior to having an accident./

I have found that multiple beers followed by uproarious laughter is more likely to make you have an accident.
-- bungston, Jul 19 2005


Useful when you're just about to put up slut shelves. I know I felt silly when I hurt myself trying to assemble my flatpack whore wardrobe.
-- lostdog, Jul 19 2005


Still waiting for 'Pimp My Mum'... Joking.
-- froglet, Jul 20 2005


Some homeopathic remedy vendors carry Accident Pills. "For when you've just had an accident, or think you're about to have one." There should be a market then for this liquid variant. Precognitant bun for you.
-- phlogiston, Jul 20 2005


I wonder if this Accident Wine would in fact be the cause of most of these accidents. Also, I'd probably rather be thought of as a clumsy person than a drunk.
-- hidden truths, Jul 20 2005


wasx going tro falll dwonstars lik a idiiot jusnow til i rememembeetrd acidnet wiin.. nowe i wuil fell doown lik a derunk. thnaks ]zen+tom]

<thump... thump... thump... thump...>
-- wagster, Jul 20 2005


The product line linked could be rebranded and sold as "Accident Wine" without altering the recipie one jot. The correlation between the drinking of Buckfast and the occurence of acts of violence, random criminality and recklessness should not be taken as causation, but it does make for a neat marketing tie-in.
-- calum, Jul 20 2005


Perhaps you could choose your UDIs (unidentified drunken injuries) so you could get symettrical bruising and such like... [+]
-- Azazello, Sep 05 2006



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