Abraham wrestles Santa, blue and red become official colors of Christmas. Jews all move to America, the United States of new Israel. Palestinians rule pan Asia. Cocaine vs Herion economies,-- JesusHChrist, Jan 01 2017 Pre-existing proposal https://en.m.wikipe...iki/Slattery_Report [calum, Jan 01 2017] 50 years of Herion http://www.herion-s...e=historie&lang=eng [not_morrison_rm, Jan 01 2017] Another two videos by the same guy. I can't find them... wait https://www.youtube...watch?v=RJfNAJkL-cU [pashute, Jan 05 2017] Found! Here it is https://www.youtube...watch?v=7EtQjy8uOBMGaza moved to the US [pashute, Jan 05 2017] Here we go https://www.youtube...8uOBM&v=zlTt5xSWzjEBye bye [pashute, Jan 05 2017] This is not necessarily a compliment, but this is the most rational idea you have posted here recently.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 01 2017 Americans seem to love Israel. I'm not sure why we don't give some natives a very large cash payout for their reservation and then move Israel to America. They can build a new Jerusalem in the best-protected part of the world and leave the desert to the Palestinians. Everybody wins. At least unless there are new illegal settlements around New Israel.
The US even has lots of experience dealing with internal mini-nations.-- Voice, Jan 01 2017 3000 years in Jerusalem, and there through the end of time. Fuck off-- theircompetitor, Jan 01 2017 Pretty much the entire problem can be summed up as "Two major religious groups with a long history of emnity (Despite worshipping the same Abrahamic deity) each want sole possession of a few hundred square metres of otherwise unremarkable real estate".
Unfixable.-- 8th of 7, Jan 01 2017 Oh, and sp.: "heroin"; "Claus".-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 01 2017 I think he's referring to Erich Herion of Bad Cannstatt, Stuttgart, the noted manufacturer of valves?
On their website timeline it says "1944 - Stoppage of work due to total destruction".-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 01 2017 Pah! In the East End, in 1944, they had steelworkers shaping components for munitions with their teeth after their factory, homes and legs had been destroyed in the blitz. Many of the dead refused to be buried, and insisted instead on turning up for work as usual.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 01 2017 It may have been beneficial for the war effort, but it was a long time ago - and it was only because they'd been knocked out by bomb blasts and were suffering from severe concussion; they were bewildered and disorientated and didn't know what they were doing, hence the phrase "The Good Old Daze ..."-- 8th of 7, Jan 01 2017 //bewildered and disorientated//
I've been like that since 1962, and I can thoroughly recommend it.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 01 2017 Now, if it was Father Abraham vs Santa Claus...-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 01 2017 I vote we put the Kurds in charge of everything between the Med and India. They seem to be the most rational bunch of the lot.-- RayfordSteele, Jan 01 2017 "The Santa Clause" was a movie. Or did you mean Claus?-- popbottle, Jan 02 2017 <Obligatory Chico Marx>
"There ain't no Sanity Clause !"
</OCM>-- 8th of 7, Jan 02 2017 He was talking about Herione and Hairy Poter.
It seems JC's HB post was the inspiration for the now famous videos. (see link)-- pashute, Jan 05 2017 " I vote we put the Kurds in charge of everything between the Med and India. They seem to be the most rational bunch of the lot. — RayfordSteele, Jan 01 2017 "
Or better yet, the Kardashians.-- normzone, Jan 05 2017 I have nothing useful to contribute here, but I wanted to put in a "Cardassian" comment before [8th] does.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 05 2017 Bastard. We'll get you for that.-- 8th of 7, Jan 05 2017 Pah. You'd never get past the intercalary. He's on a Kir bender at the moment, and should not be approached by anything with an orifice.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 05 2017 He's STILL swilling the stuff ? But he was already sozzled on it when we arrived for the Christmas holidays .... that's nearly two full weeks now. Is he ingesting it, has he rigged an IV from the semibulk, or is it ... oh no. Not that. Not the p.a. thing. That is SO gross. If he ends up like another Michael Warner ... eeewwwww ....-- 8th of 7, Jan 05 2017 The intercalary is a traditionalist, and only drinks his drinks. And "two full weeks" is really just enough to get started. He spent 1974-1978 in a state of near-inflammability.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 05 2017 random, halfbakery