After enduring years of female Tennis Pros making orgasmic sounds every time they hit the ball has me wondering how much more exciting the game would be if audiences were encouraged to participate. The players would continue making the sounds which would be relayed over the public address system, the audience would follow suite. Under this system, Mixed Doubles could really come to life with the grunts of the men players, mingling with those of the women players exclamations. Eg. Men, OOh! Women, AAAhhhhhh! Men OOh! Women AAAhhhhhh! and so on. Stadiums would erupt in one final massive sea of ecstasy with the culmination of the winning point.
-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 11 2012

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-- FlyingToaster, Sep 11 2012



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