I was at a movie the other day and some people can be so annoying. Can somebody please make an airosol can of Shush. I must have shushed this group 10 times before I moved. I'd like a full sized can for those big events and a pocket sized version for church perhaps. I would love to be able to personalize them; "Here's a can of SHUSH with your name on it - beat it!". Maybe we can get an Austin Powers tie in. The nozzle could be a little cupped hand.
I just need it for those days when I just plain run out of Shush!-- french, Nov 26 2002 This should shut them up: http://www.sportswo...CatID=79&typeID=238 [dalek, Oct 04 2004] So [french] is that where you've been all this time ?-- skinflaps, Nov 26 2002 sp: aerosol
And, doesn't an aerosol can already make the shhhh shush sound already?-- bristolz, Nov 26 2002 I smell a movie rip-off.-- Malakh, Nov 26 2002 Why not make a can of shut the fuck up, I'm sure that would get the message across quicker.-- Gulherme, Nov 26 2002 Nothing like abit of good old surfing talk eh ? [Gulherme]-- skinflaps, Nov 26 2002 Won't it be just as annoying with the clickety-clack sound for the full minute required to shake the can?-- Amos Kito, Nov 27 2002 Let us not add injury to insult with teargas or excessive noise. Although, Amos, I am partial to the clack of steel balls in the can. As unnecessary as they would be without a medium to propel, I think the "heads up" would add a nice touch.-- french, Nov 27 2002 You could also just turn around and shoot the offending person in the head, I'm pretty sure nobody would speak again after that.-- Gulherme, Nov 28 2002 a super soaker water gun tends to be quieter, and without the nasty blood stains.
I searched for canned sushi, and sushi in a can, no luck.-- rbl, Nov 28 2002 Go Tintin and chloroform 'em.-- -alx, Nov 28 2002 // a super soaker water gun tends to be quieter, and without the nasty blood stains //
But so much less satisfying.
<Very poor taste> I believe this product is now available in Moscow theatres ...... </Very poor taste>-- 8th of 7, Nov 28 2002 random, halfbakery