Culture: Art: Theatre: Musical
99 Bottles of Beer: The Musical   (+16, -1)  [vote for, against]
Sponsored by ninety nine different breweries

No plot, just the song and dance. I imagine 99 sexy dancers in see through bottle costumes(each representing a different brand of beer), dancing across the stage like the Rockettes, in an endless procession.
-- jaksplat, Feb 18 2007

But, what if one of those bottles should happen to fall?
-- methinksnot, Feb 19 2007


take one down, and pass it around ...
-- nuclear hobo, Feb 19 2007


Octoberfest will never be the same.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 19 2007


The audience would get tired of helping these people crowd-surf.

I love the title and stuff, and I laughed. [+]
-- TahuNuva, Jan 22 2008


//take one down, and pass it around //

You wouldn't belive how much fun that is to do in [jaksplat]'s scenario. Trust me, I've tried.

(+). You could be a hit. And the "take one down, pass 'er around" aspect would make you rich at private parties...
-- Shadow Phoenix, Mar 07 2008


I just saw this and found it quite amusing. I laughed all by my self for several seconds + (my cat looked at me strangely but then that is nothing new.)
-- blissmiss, Jul 12 2009


Brewers could pay a premium to be the last brand to fall, and therefore for the most stagetime.

Further, the lumpenproletariat actually watching this could SMS their favorites to keep a bottle on the stage/wall longer.

To those that say the above are mutually exclusive, I suggest you watch "reality TV" a little closer....

I shudder that this might be taken up...
-- 4whom, Jul 12 2009


//No plot, just the song and dance.//

It would be incredibly boring. It needs a plot.
-- Voice, May 20 2022



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