Decided to give the idea more legroom.

Would you be interested in a Solid Brass Mouse Restrainer, from Braintree Scientific Inc? A snip at only $348.74.
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 24 2018

Solid Brass Mouse Restrainer https://www.braintr....asp?number=SAI-MBR
[not_morrison_rm, Nov 24 2018]

The Lament Configuration https://en.m.wikiqu...ound:_Hellraiser_II
"It is not hands that summon us. It is desire." [8th of 7, Nov 27 2018]

These things don't sell well, because there are so few solid brass mice in need of restraint these days.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 24 2018


Perhaps that simply shows how successful the product and the associated marketing campaign has been.
-- pocmloc, Nov 24 2018


<aside>That linked web site contains some interesting pieces of equipment. DecapiCone anyone? Perhaps a Nemi Guillotine? </aside>
-- DenholmRicshaw, Nov 24 2018


Do they do a Solid Brass Lifejacket for cats ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 24 2018


Or a 'through-the-nostil, brain removal hook' for a certain person?
-- xenzag, Nov 24 2018


Why did I click on this, why, she said?
-- blissmiss, Nov 26 2018


Because you listened to what the Naughty Voices said, and did it, didn't you ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 26 2018


^^Curiosity is natural, but try not doing one of them puzzles that gets you noticed by Cenobites.
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 26 2018


It's not the action that summons them, it's the thought...
-- 8th of 7, Nov 27 2018


//the thought.

Oh, I'll be alright then.
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 27 2018


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-- 8th of 7, Nov 27 2018



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