Her name was Shirley, she was a ‘baker,
With wagging-ponytail hair, and a magnetic dress to wear,
She would pun-word-play, and abbreviate,
And while the hat tipped on her car, [bleh] A.L.T.A.R.,
Across a crowded site, they worked all through the night,
On their bee and jam idea,
Until they got it right!

At the Halfbaked (Half!), Halfbakeria (Halfbakeria)
The hottest spot north of Wikipedia (here)
At the Halfbaked (Half!), Halfbakeria
Ideas and passion were always the fashion
At the Halfbaked....they fell in buns

(Halfbaked Halfbakeria)

His name was [zen_tom], he wore a Flare Thong,
He was escorted to his lair, he saw Shirley bakin’ there
And when he pointed, there was no finger,
He brought ninjas all from miles, Shirley’s pirates came from aisles
And then the punches flew and spines were smashed in two
There was bones and an MFD shot,
But just who shot who?

At the Halfbaked (Half!), Halfbakeria (Halfbakeria)
The hottest spot north of Wikipedia (here)
At the Halfbaked (Half!), Halfbakeria
Ideas and passion were always the fashion
At the Halfbaked....they fell in bones

(Halfbaked... Halfbakeria)
(Talking Wikipedia, no-one believes ya)
(Ideas and passion...always the fash--shun)

Her name is Shirley, she was a ‘baker
But that was 30 years ago, now there’s no more buns to show
Crashed back in 04, but not for Shirley
Still in the dress she used to wear, broken ponytail in her hair
She sits there so refined, and bakes herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her [zen_tom]
Now she's lost her mind!

At the Halfbaked (Half!), Halfbakeria (Halfbakeria)
The hottest spot north of Wikipedia (here)
At the Halfbaked (Half!), Halfbakeria
Ideas and passion were always the fashion
At the Halfbaked....don’t fall in love with somebody who associates themselves with a violent faction of historical Japanese warriors opposed in a deadly mythical feud with your own similarly fanatical band of nautical thieves and murderers…

(Halfbaked) don't fall in love
Halfbakeria
Halfbakeria
-- theleopard, Nov 08 2007

The original http://www.lyrics00...abana%20Lyrics.html
[normzone, Nov 08 2007]

<throws knickers>
-- hippo, Nov 08 2007


<wishes he wore knickers>
-- phoenix, Nov 08 2007


<wishes the knot would come out of the knickers>
-- blissmiss, Nov 08 2007


I'm honored to have a mention in someone else's post. Perhaps I've finally arrived.
-- bleh, Nov 08 2007


//Perhaps I've finally arrived.//

depends on where you were going.

don't know this song, [leopard], can you hum a few bars?
-- k_sra, Nov 08 2007


"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."
-- phoenix, Nov 08 2007


:::::<applause>:::::
Nicely done, [theleopard]. [+]
-- neutrinos_shadow, Nov 08 2007


<wearing spotted knickers for the occasion>
-- po, Nov 08 2007


don't know any Barry Manilow songs...
-- xandram, Nov 09 2007


<peels sweaty knickers from face, eagerly awaits [zen_tom]'s return from holiday in Morocco>

Manilow is the man (ilow).
-- theleopard, Nov 09 2007


Q: What has four hundred legs and no teeth?

A: The front row of a Barry Manilow concert!
-- 4whom, Nov 13 2007


<claps>
<looks bemused>
I'd write more, but this keyboard is all in Arabic or summink.
Backsoon!
-- zen_tom, Nov 13 2007



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