The Lava Lamp of Yog-Sothoth

In H.P. Lovecraft's classic Mythos, the Outer God Yog-Sothoth is described as

"...great globes of light massing toward the opening, and not alone these, but the breaking apart of the nearest globes, and the protoplasmic flesh that flowed blackly outward to join together and form that eldritch, hideous horror from outer space, that spawn of the blankness of primal time, that tentacled amorphous monster which was the lurker at the threshold, whose mask was as a congeries of iridescent globes, the noxious Yog-Sothoth..."

A writhing mass of protoplasmic, iridescent globes? Sounds like a lava lamp to me, folks. And with the great and growing number of Cthulhu fans, the time is ripe for licensing Lovecraftian products.

Here's what I imagine: A lava lamp fashioned to look like a miniature stone pillar wrought with strange, horrible heiroglyphs. Motorized cultists and demon servitors dance mindlessly around the monolith, to the tune of a gibbering flute playing as well as flutes can gibber. Above the ghastly structure writhes the great, glowing Yog-Sothoth, trapped (for now) in a multi-faceted crystal chamber, lit from below...

Optionally sold with a home planetarium system that shows the night sky when "the stars are right".