Junior Mad-Scientist Research Set

So, you're heavily involved in the mad sciences, and want to start your youngster, junior clone, or Frankenstein's monster out with the right education, so that some day they may get a scholarship to participate in the illustrious Mad Science College Curriculum and eventually become a director on the MSRC. We have the perfect educational toy: the Junior Mad Scientist Research Set comes with samples of every element, including all radioactive isotopes with a reasonably long half-life. Included:

1 Bunsen burner
2 pairs of forceps
1 Mr. Potatohead
1 eyeglass w/chain
1 voucher for a container of cattle-brains from your local butcher
1 shovel
1 scalpel with replacement blades
1 Dremel Tool,
3 lightning rods
1 set of Craftsman Jumper Cables
1 Casio SA-67 keyboard with 'pipe organ' sound
4 leather tie-down straps and buckles,
assorted beakers, test tubes, spiral tubes, and glassware
assorted neck-bolts and hardware
3 knife-switches
1 'Stitch-Up-Dolly' Sewing Kit
2 rolls of duct tape
2 roof-gargoyles
1 handsaw
1 set of plans for a VandeGraff Generator
1 project guidebook with introductory project ideas
1 notebook for your own creations
1 feather pen.
1 copy of 'How to convert your basement into a dungeon'
1 copy 'Gray's Anatomy'
1 copy Nuclear Physics for Dummies
1 copy 'Easy Tudor Organ Music'

Also included: Complementary lifetime membership in the Halfbakery, and a 2-year subscription to 'Popular Mad Science.'

Ground shipment available only.