Flocking Luggage

While reading a recent idea on luggage identification and sorting, the idea came to me, why bother sorting luggage at all? Let 'em sort their own elves.

Using some simple locator circuitry from st3f's patented Flocking Road Cone technology across multiple frequencies would enable a 'mother hen' Pullman suitcase to gather her motorized 'chicks' around her, severely reducing the need to sort, within a limited range. Don't want to drag all of that heavy luggage? Just pull the mother hen around and the rest follow in a line.

Alternately, encode the 'chicks' to follow your wheelchair or motorized scooter wherever it goes.

Of course, the tough parts will be to condense the motor and battery to a practical size for luggage, and convince the FAA that they really do need more electronic 'noise' in airports. The bags could shut down automatically upon luggage scan and reactivated via a key-fob.