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Invent a special necklace with a cupholder with a flat side that sits against your chest. This "harness" could be used to hold your beer, when you don't want to. Keep it insulated to keep the beer cold, and to keep you warm. It's pefect for parties (if you don't mind the social stigma of a harness
around your neck).
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String around neck (hence the name) tied to glasses. |
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An old roommate of mine fashioned this exact thing with some string and one of those cheap foam beer cozies. |
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<grin> Yeah, that really did work well for that. I actually once saw someone wearing one, but it was self-consciously dorky...He meant it to make a statemtent. Unfortunately, everyone mistranslated the statement as 'Man, that looks dumb...' |
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Why not a hat that hold two beer cans with straws connecting them straight to your mouth? |
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