Business
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| |   | | Freelance Bureaucrat | | Service: Personal | | Dec 02 09 |
| | cheaper than a lawyer (but more irritating) |
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| | | | Ice Floe Vacation | | Vacation | | Nov 03 09 |
| | for people who "don't believe in global warming" |
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| | | | Item Display by Country of Manufacture | | Shopping | | Aug 20 10 |
| | because there's so many choices. |
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| | | | Paper Airplane Dispenser | | Vending Machine | | Feb 07 09 |
| | for when the paperclip gun just isn't enough |
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| | | | Seasonal Orbital Advertising Plan | | Advertising: Media: Sky | | Sep 10 09 |
| | It's that time of year again... |
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| | | | Streaming Commercials Website | | Advertising: Sponsorship | | Mar 27 10 |
| | clear your conscience |
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| | | | Thermonuclear Roulette | | Casino | | Oct 31 11 |
| | "This Way To The Egress" |
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Computer
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| | | | MMORPG ScreenSaver | | Screensaver | | Nov 01 08 |
| | My computer can beat up your computer... |
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Culture
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| | | | Apathy Parade | | Celebration: Festival | | Jan 07 10 |
| | celebrating a lack of cultural bias |
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| | | | Feng Shui: The Board Game | | Game: Territorial Strategy | | Mar 23 09 |
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| | | | Heavy Metal Chess Set | | Game: Chess: Material | | Oct 06 08 |
| | rustic |
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| | | | "Sounds of the Jungle" Sex-Noise Masking Device | | Sex: Quality | | Nov 20 09 |
| | need I say more ? |
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| | | | The Town Square: an e-Canvas Painting | | Art: Movement | | May 30 10 |
| | Dorian Greyscale |
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Fashion
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| | | | Butterfly Bow Tie | | Tie | | May 09 08 |
| | fluttery |
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| | | | Combover Toupee | | Wig | | Sep 17 10 |
| | A tonsorial accessory that can be dyed, sized and applied with minimum fuss or funding. |
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| | | | Reversible Tinfoil Hat | | Hat | | Jun 09 08 |
| | the "little black dress" of mind-control fashion |
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Food
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| | | | Fish Mixer | | Preparation | | Sep 20 09 |
| | Autonomous Rechargeable Electric Stirrers |
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| | | | Milkshake Drilling Platform | | Drink: Milk | | Sep 22 09 |
| | seriously: are McDonald's milkshakes non-Newtonian fluids ? |
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| | | | Soupfly Bowl | | Soup | | Sep 03 11 |
| | Waiter ! there's a . . . |
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Home
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| | | | Desiccant Beads Hand Dryer | | Bathroom: Dryer | | Jun 08 10 |
| | classy. |
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| | | | Home Defense Immobilising Airbags | | Security | | May 09 08 |
| | Patrick McGoohan would love this... well, maybe not |
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| | | | Home Thunderstorm Simulator | | Setting | | Nov 02 09 |
| | "Okay, I'd rather be inside." |
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| | | | Portable Cat Door | | Pet: Cat | | Jul 02 08 |
| | but you were just out !!!! |
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Product
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| | | | A Rat's Ass | | Prank | | Dec 28 10 |
| | for those special moments |
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| | | | Butterfly Knife, Fork & Spoon | | Cutlery | | Feb 19 12 |
| | for the Ninja who has everything. |
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| | | | Clockwatchers' Clock | | Clock: Subjective Time | | Aug 01 09 |
| | That'll learn them. |
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| | | | Duck Feather Brolly | | Umbrella | | Apr 26 12 |
| | quack. |
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| | | | Egocentric Clock | | Clock | | Aug 30 09 |
| | the world revolves around it. |
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| | | | Fake Dogpoop Landmine | | Weapon: Landmine | | Aug 17 09 |
| | "sure glad we didn't step in it" |
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| | | | Harmonica Dentures | | Musical Instrument | | Jul 24 12 |
| | Bluestooth device |
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| | | | MacGyver™ | | Game | | Mar 23 10 |
| | "If you don't have the right equipment for the job, you just have to make it yourself" |
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| | | | Master Craftsman Slinkys | | Toy: Slinky | | Jun 02 10 |
| | for the Slinkiter who has everything |
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| | | | "Nuke" Recharging of Portable Devices | | Power Source | | Jan 07 11 |
| | Battery Low ? Pop it in the microwave and set to "Cellphone" |
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| | | | Parking Balloon | | Remote: Locator | | Mar 03 09 |
| | vehicle locator |
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| | | | Scented Bubble-Wrap | | Packaging: Bubble Wrap | | Jul 21 11 |
| | lavender, butterscotch, fresh laundry, |
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| | | | Snowforts for Everyone | | Snow: Clearing | | Feb 07 10 |
| | impenetrable walls of snow. . . not just for driveways anymore |
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| | | | Supercapacitor Cordless Screwdriver | | Tool | | Jun 02 11 |
| | for the home fixiter. |
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| | | | "The Flying Dutchman" | | Toy: Scale Model | | Jun 09 11 |
| | A floats-in-the-air ship-in-a-bottle. |
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| | | | Tribblephone | | Cell Phone | | Apr 18 09 |
| | self-explanatory |
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| | | | Umbrella Xmas Tree | | Christmas Decoration | | Dec 18 09 |
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Public
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| | | | Aquaballoon: Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill Solution | | Disaster: Oil | | May 10 10 |
| | Use robust balloons to carry the oil up from the seabed; for normal use as well as emergencies. |
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| | | | Certificate of Ignorance | | Education: Certificate | | Dec 01 10 |
| | This certifies that <place name here> is a bloody idiot when it comes to <subject matter> |
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| | | | Netherislands | | City: Arcology | | May 20 12 |
| | floating valleys |
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| | | | Old-Tennies Street-Lights | | Street Lighting | | Oct 03 09 |
| | utilities chic. |
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| | | | Tundra Treeline | | Global Warming | | Dec 10 07 |
| | Use global warming to stop global warming. |
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Science
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| |  | | Brown-Note Assistance | | Health: Defecation | | May 01 08 |
| | moving right along... |
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| | | | Coastal City Wastewater Relocation | | Terraforming: Water | | Dec 27 10 |
| | Send processed effluent inland where it's needed, instead of into the ocean where it isn't. |
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| | | | Directional Fart Detector | | Health: Flatulence: Smell | | Mar 28 10 |
| | aha ! |
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| | | | Gilligan's Orbital Island | | Space: Satellite | | Jan 04 11 |
| | Space Bamboo |
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| | | | Lunar Biometrics | | Health: Stress Relief | | Sep 30 08 |
| | Fingerprints ?, retinal scans ?, cranial patterns ? umm... nope. |
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| | | | Moon Watch | | Time | | Mar 10 09 |
| | When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, it's about half ten |
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| | | | Solar Desalination Aquaduct | | Terraforming: Water | | Sep 28 10 |
| | From seaside to destination, distilled enroute. |
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| | | | Wind Turban | | Energy: Wind | | Jun 04 08 |
| | heads up power. |
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Sport
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| | | | Abdominal Snowman | | Exercise: Incentive | | Oct 25 09 |
| | Yeti based exercise plan |
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Vehicle
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| | | | Light Aircraft Trailer | | Aircraft: Glider | | May 10 08 |
| | hitch _that_ to the back of your Cessna. |
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| | | | Madder Horn | | Car: Horn | | Sep 18 09 |
| | you call _that_ a honk ? |
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| | | | Mono-Hybrid | | Car: Engine: Rotary | | Aug 01 11 |
| | switches between operating as a low-rpm internal combustion engine and a regenerative-storage high-rpm flywheel. |
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| | | | "Prayer Wheel" Vacuum Blimp | | Aircraft: Airship: Filling | | Jan 03 11 |
| | An evacuated LTA design which - rather uniquely - uses all construction materials under tension. |
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| | | | Slitherway | | Road | | Apr 27 12 |
| | complementing gigantic, steam-driven mechanical snakes for transportation. |
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| | | | Spinnaker's Dream | | Boat: Sailboat | | Mar 05 09 |
| | You call that a spinnaker ? This, THIS is a spinnaker ! |
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