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Chainmail Blanket
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Made of a conductive metal, it has all the comforting weight of a winter blanket with none of the warmth.

Laughs Last, May 16 2008


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       I'd like one, please. [+]

MaxwellBuchanan, May 16 2008
  

       I made some chain mail out of SS washers and it is amazing stuff. It feels liquid like, so I could see the appeal of a cool blanket on a hot day. (+)

MisterQED, May 16 2008
  

       I have always been worried about arrow attacks while I sleep.   

       My one experience with wearing chain mail was like carrying furniture underwater. I don' think I'd sleep very well.

normzone, May 16 2008
  

       Yeah, unless it was aluminum I don't think I'd be very comfortable. More power to you, though.

phoenix, May 16 2008
  

       Really great idea! I want one, now! [+]   

       Actually, as a lower sheet this may do well too. Since ambient temperature is usually somewhat below body temperature, and this device acts in an opposite fashion to a blanket (heat conducting vs insulator), it would work very well as a cooler. As a lower sheet, it would be stretched for maximum surface area and good heat dissipation.   

       Perhaps I could attach a peltier cooler to it, for some extra heat removal? Also, thin wires woven along the length to aid in conduction, just in case the links are slow to transfer heat due to minimal contact area at the joints.   

       Other advantages: no static cling, no cleaning required (just throw it in the oven at a few hundred degrees to burn off organic matter), can be used as a heater if current passed through, will prevent bed-time tasering, provides EM shielding, if made of nitinol - a quick current passed through to heat it will cause bed to make itself, no wrinkles and stores easily in a bucket, can be quickly rolled up then folded and used as a weapon, lasts a long long time, very easily recycled.

TIB, May 16 2008
  

       [+] but it would also remove all your body-hair from getting caught in the links. You may or may not find this a desirable feature.

FlyingToaster, May 17 2008
  

       Just a couple of notes: Aluminum is bad because the oxide layer is BLACK and will turn you the same. Rub your finger on some Aluminum foil sometime. Don't use galvanized as the smell is horrible. I did my first test using galvanized washers and it litterally stunk.   

       The other thing I was thinking is that when you are a kid, you think monsters can't get thru blankets and in this case it might be true.

MisterQED, May 17 2008
  

       I am with [FlyingToaster] on this one. Epilady are probably pulling their hair out in commercial angst.

4whom, May 17 2008
  

       When I was a wee lad, I had to sleep under a "comforter" that was made of many, many layers of non-fluffy material. It was so heavy that I couldn't even pick it up. It was crushing and cold. Thanks for the flashback.   

       Actually, chainmail would be more conforming and a lot classier. [+]

baconbrain, May 17 2008
  

       Great. I like to sleep *under* something - which isn't always good in a heatwave.

wagster, May 17 2008
  

       I have thought of this too but didn't post... I want one!

sninctown, May 17 2008
  

       Wouldn't you be a bit more likely to get struck by a lightning bolt? While you were napping????

blissmiss, May 17 2008
  

       Only once.

Ian Tindale, May 18 2008
  

       //Only once.//   

       Classy.   

       I would like a chain-mail blanket. I would like a chain-mail anything.

MikeD, May 18 2008
  


 
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