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43 New Curse Words  [dgeiser13]
  note How did "fuck" become a bad word ...
  note ... told us that the word fuck that we use today is a ...
  note ... just spelled out 'fuck' in morse".

27 Trump On The Run  [xenzag]
  note ... came to mind were "Fuck you", followed by the ...
  note ... "You don't know fuck all"... "I do too ...
  note ... just because you know fuck all! If it helps, I ...

12 A slightly early farewell  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note Fuck me, and fuck cancer! ...
  note WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? I'm sorry, ...
  note ... option, just to fuck with people.

11 Re-Elect Eisenhower! (I like A-Ike!)  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... would probably fuck this up as well ...
  note ... exactly how does one "fuck off"? Do I leave ...
  note ... just sit here and not fuck right now. Maybe ...

10 Singing Resignations  [quarterbaker]
  note ... -) <br>Don’t give a fuck about teams. ...
  note ... <br>Don’t give a fuck how it seems. ...
  note ... give a flying fuck <br>About your lousy ...

10 Spooker  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... That's madness. Fuck You!"<br>"Oh sir the ...
  note ... back in 1823 as were [Fuck Off], [Fuck This] and ...
  note ... fat asses, admit their fuck up, and give back what ...

10 Truumple.go  [xenzag]
  note ... we manage the forests? Fuck Trump. Should we ...
  note ... carbon emissions? Fuck Trump. How should we ...
  note ... in the Middle East? Fuck Trump. One last ...

9 Vacs Elite  [wjt]
  note ... non-vaccines the fuck away from me just ...
  note ... caged... it's got fuck all to do with ...
  note ... own level of proof. So fuck your gut. It doesn't ...

8 Magnetosensitivity in humans  [Ling]
  note ... of Reasons?// Fuck the gubment. What ...
  note ... is being used to fuck up peoples' endocrine ...
  note I don't give a fuck 'why' it is in the ...

8 Word Insertion Feature For Songs  [doctorremulac3]
  note "Fuck! I need somebody<br> ...
  note ... Not just anybody<br> Fuck! You know I need ...
  note ... to think inserting "fuck" into every spot you ...

7 Customized E-Books  [Meowse]
  note ... from? 'Cunt'? 'Fuck'? 'Nigger'? No, it's ...
  note ... running it through a s/fuck/drat/ filter? Based ...
  note ... a monster, or hearing 'fuck' is just stupid. Yes, ...

7 "Follow The Science" T-Shirt  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... out they all said "Fuck this place, I'm ...
  note ... it all to get the fuck out of here." ...
  note ... How DO we approach it? Fuck if I know guys.

7 Jerrykeg  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... So many ways to fuck... So little ...
  note ... tell they intend to fuck us up the ass ...
  note ... up. What in the fuck kind of ...

7 Progressive Debate Outline / Ballot  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... is regulating the fuck out of these things, ...
  note ... against whatever-the-fuck might want to do you ...
  note ... part. I Why the fuck are people spoiling ...

6 Anti Monsanto action  [pashute]
  note ... shirts with the words FUCK MONSANTO on them? ...
  note ... trend for wearing "FUCK MONSANTO" T shirts ...
  note ... dubious products. Fuck Monsanto - eat natural ...

6 Combined election/referendum  [hippo]
  note ... there's always the "fuck 'em" approach. ...
  note ... resembles it kindly fuck off.
  note ... choice not to kindly "fuck off" as you so ...

6 Halfbakery Post Censorship Rating  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... to tell them to fuck off. But NEVER ...
  note ... than "Can you shut the fuck up with your ranting ...
  note ... told to chill the fuck out, so I guess your ...

6 web currency  [Anarch]
  note ... I've never seen "Shit Fuck" as a derogatory term ...
  note I think it is shit fuck.
  note ... If you're gonna say 'fuck', say 'fuck'. It's ...

5 Bad Language Computer Settings  [doctorremulac3]
  ... Chkdsk = "What the fuck's wrong with this ...
  ... itself. Del = "Fuck this file, fuck all ...
  ... computer and in fact, fuck all Microsoft turds ...

5 Fight poaching with superstition  [21 Quest]
  note ... Washington: "Where the fuck did all those fucking ...
  note ... Ulysses S Grant: "Fuck it, Lee, just sign the ...
  note ... "He's fucking quit ? Fuck !" <br> ...

5 Idiot-proof holster  [21 Quest]
  note ... A union of truckers. Fuck the actual ...
  note ... allow power-mongers to fuck up our lives at ...
  note ... to make this shit fuck off? That's doable, ...

5 Non-discriminatory anti-topless laws  [EdwinBakery]
  note ... about? When the fuck did i say anything to ...
  note ... Seriously What the fuck is wrong with you ...
  note ... contexts. What the fuck is wrong with you ...

5 One Word Language Challenge  [doctorremulac3]
  note Fuck are you talking about, ...
  note ... from "What the fuck are you talkin' ...
  note ... about?" to "The fuck are you talkin' ...

5 Secretion soap  [nineteenthly]
  note ... if they are Good and fuck. fuck fuck..... fuck ...

5 Welfare Reform Compromise #21  [21 Quest]
  note ... yes, it was a genuine fuck off response. I don't ...
  note ... but at least gives a fuck. This is a rather ...
  note ... But as you wish. Fuck off right back at ya. ...

4 $10,000 Novelty Fan Package With Message  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... they don't give fuck all about the planet. ...
  note Fuck the WEF. We don't need ...
  note ... climate popes to go fuck themselves. The ...

4 Analog  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... Then it says "Well fuck you anyway!" I ...
  note ... a movie has ever said "Fuck you!" to the ...
  note ... a movie has ever said "Fuck you!" to the audience. ...

4 Bacon Slicer  [8th of 7]
  note What the fuck is a rasher? Is it a ...
  note ... to pruritus? Fuck, man! You're country ...
  note ... What in great green fuck is a "butty-muncher"? ...

4 Barack O'Java  [MikeD]
  note ... sort of inaccurate, fuck-brained ...
  note ... overall ability to fuck up a two-car funeral ...
  note ... that you should give a fuck about not being ...

4 Brexit referendum referendum  [hippo]
  note ... until they all fuck right off. All those ...
  note ... or wherever the fuck they come from. ...
  note ... who didn't shut-up/fuck off when they had the ...

4 Conspiracy Theory Acceptance Rating  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... you. So, frankly, go fuck yourself.
  note ... and tell me to go fuck myself. See this is ...
  note ... you really can go and fuck yourself, m'kay? If ...

4 Google "Yes or No Answers Only" Selection  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... improves. What the fuck can I do about it ...
  note ... to telling kings to go fuck themselves, we have ...
  note ... to telling kings to go fuck themselves//....then ...

4 Handwriting/Ink Sample Study of 2020 Ballots  [theircompetitor]
  note ... party. Can't give a fuck about that, and yes, ...
  note ... What. The. Actual. Fuck
  note ... (by getting the fuck out) and which ...

4 Invention etymological website  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... me if I were to try to fuck him over. That would ...
  note ... fight them for. <br>Fuck that.<br>How about no. ...
  note ... who don't give a fuck.<br>I put my toys out ...

4 Make Swear Words Harder To Pronounce  [shibolim]
  note ... you're going to fuck up your chances by ...
  note ... slander or insult. So "Fuck" no longer means ...
  note Where I'm from, "fuck" is pretty much used ...

4 Phonetic Compression  [goldbb]
  note ... interference can fuck it up. Getting ...
  note ... transmission. We can't fuck with the first, we ...
  note ... with the last. So we fuck with the middle. Just ...

4 Poetic Government  [[ sctld ]]
  note ... somethin to say. Fuck the police [scratch, ...
  note ... scratch]<br> Fuck the police [scratchy, ...
  note ... scratch, scratch]<br> Fuck the police ...

4 You Fire Rockets, We Fire Farts  [xenzag]
  note ... this as a heart felt fuck you -- you know ...
  note ... Or whatever the fuck. And some day it ...
  note ... they want it? Nah fuck that. ...

3 Alternating Response Times Radiate Reaction  [Vernon]
  note ... or you have to say 'fuck it' and just go and ...
  note ... would say "well, fuck it, I'll actually ...
  note ... the faintest flying fuck of an idea what ...

3 Baseline Sobriety Test  [21 Quest]
  note ... between them for fuck sake. How many ...
  note ... Probably... and yet fuck your metrics on that ...
  note ... ...and on that note, fuck your metrics on me.

3 Big Brother's Mind Numbing Tea Biscuits  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... like anybody gives a fuck. Yea, right wing media ...
  note ... is bad, what the fuck does that have to do ...
  note ... of telling me to fuck off. My control ...

3 Bleep Free TV  [Jscotty]
  note ... and the word "FUCK" super-imposed on ...
  note ... performance with a 'fuck', but most shows ...
  note ... generally saying 'fuck' or some variant ...

3 Bouncy Mosque  [TheBamforth]
  note ... them to Sinod the fuck out of what's what - ...
  note ... be to liberal the fuck out of it, just like ...
  note ... be to liberal the fuck out of it// and how ...

3 Chat Carriage  [jonthegeologist]
  note ... be in the antisocial "fuck off and don't even try ...
  note ... and Hazel and my "fuck off" class. ...
  note //"fuck off" class//, also a ...

3 Collectible "Dupes"  [bear]
  note ... song called "What the Fuck Do You Think You're ...
  note ... words are "What the Fuck Do You Think You're ...
  ... asking me "what the fuck do I think I'm ...

3 Contract with ' not ’  [vincevincevince]
  note ... disambiguation. //Fuck you, Max.// Did I ...
  note Oh, right. So "Fuck you, Max" is sort of a ...
  note ... and remember to say "Fuck you, pal" to the ...

3 Every Key On Keyboard Prints The Magic Word  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... than just typing "FUCK!" over and over. ...
  note ... say, chocolate called "Fuck", and subsidise it ...
  note ... popular. Eventually, "fuck" would cease to have ...

3 Extra fire alarm  [hippo]
  note ... for himself, get the fuck outta the building ...
  note ... for himself, get the fuck outta the building ...
  note ... for himself, get the fuck outta the building as ...

3 Fair Border Controls  [zen_tom]
  note ... question "What the fuck were they thinking?", ...
  note ... is everyone waking the fuck up and acting in ...
  note ... that... otherwise go fuck yourselves", and ...

3 Friend Camp  [sophocles]
  note Fuck friends. It's a type ...
  note //Fuck friends. It's a type ...
  note ... What the actual fuck. What kind of ...

3 Gripping Noise  [Condiment]
  note ... SHIT! *Honk*. FUCK! *Honk*. You're right, ...
  note ... "Shit!"=HONK; "FUCK"=EARTHQUAKE

3 How Far Into The Space Age Could You Bring Ancient Rome?  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... rule? I want fuck all to do with ...
  note // I want fuck all to do with ...

3 Hydrothermal vent energy utilisation  [django]
  note ... ecosystem for us to fuck up.
  note ... ecosystem for us to fuck up.// It's not like ...
  note ... UAE - they'd buy it. Fuck knows how they are ...

3 I accept for fuxake.  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... your PC to seriously fuck up the computers & ...
  note ... which will (should) fuck up telemarketers ...
  note ... them. //(should) fuck up telemarketers real ...

3 Independence Celebration Long Stop  [calum]
  note ... Nobody really gives a fuck about England (meaning ...
  note ... categories to fuck meaninglessly. Or ...
  ... should knock it the fuck off, you're adults, ...

3 KKKambridge Spamalytica  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... moron who would fuck up America in any ...
  note ... slogan, or even, for fuck's sake, that he was a ...
  note ... doesn't give a fuck. Accept that Dems ...

3 Let the economy save the environment  [Gulherme]
  note ... personally told him to fuck off. No, it all ...
  note ... this fulminating fuck & his mates to look ...
  note Can't eat gold, or fuck it burn it or ...

3 Lunaphroighuichalladdiachorangie  [zen_tom]
  note ... Honi Soit Qui Malky Fuck), without which any ...
  note ... //Honi Soit Qui Malky Fuck// = possibly the ...
  note ... be upon those who fuck (with) Malky/Malcolm." ...

3 Metaphysics 101  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... btw), to wake the fuck up. 'You' now make ...
  note ... I wear it.<br>What the fuck's with that then eh? ...
  ... would be to just say fuck it.<br>Enjoy the rest ...

3 Midwynter Murders  [8th of 7]
  note ... the United States As Fuck, the Royal As Fuck and ...
  note ... Royal Australian As Fuck".

3 Mock the Prophet Day  [21 Quest]
  ... did this, I say fuck you and fuck ...
  ... Ganesh, or Buddah then fuck him too. If they ...

3 Money for no sex  [PauloSargaco]
  note ... they're all going to fuck and take your money ...
  note ... 'everybody oughta go fuck whomever, whenever.' ...
  note ... not just who you fuck and how often, but ...

3 Obvious Man  [8th of 7]
  note ... everyone just say "fuck it, this'll do."? ...
  note ... everyone just say "fuck it, this'll do."?// ...
  note ... a bit, then you say "fuck it, this'll do", and ...

3 Progressive and Specific Away Messages  [Eugene]
  note //You fuck cows in retrospect.// ...
  ... aoubt now? Me: Fuck off and die, you ...
  ... annoying prick. You fuck cows in retrospect. ...

3 RIAA Certificate On Instrument Showing What Famous Recordings It Was Featured On  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... giving a fifth of a fuck about Led Zeppelin and ...
  note ... giving a fifth of a fuck about Led Zeppelin ...
  note ... I would posit, is fuck no. //With ...

3 Rude passwords  [Loris]
  note ... they tried "fuck" and it ended up ...
  note ... they tried "fuck" and it ended up ...
  note ... was something like "Fuck you, pigs" then it ...

3 Sphericon Wing  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... ...never mind. fuck shit's not cool man ...
  note ... more compelling than "fuck you maxwell". I ...
  note ... sphericon, not the "fuck you" bit.)

3 Swearios  [JesusHChrist]
  note Why the fuck not?
  note ... bowl: "Shut the fuck up you fat cunt. Eat ...
  note ... go, 'snap, crackle, fuck you!'"

3 Tea Creamer  [sartep]
  note ... of ignorami, what the fuck is creamer anyway? ...
  note ... in it? If yes, then fuck creamer and fuck tea ...

3 Thesaurus of Meh  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... doesn't give a flying fuck through a rolling ...
  note ... of not having a fuck or a shit or a rat's ...
  ... rat's ass NT flying fuck BT two shits etc. ...

3 Voice of GOD on the road  [James Newton]
  note ... the antenna. (AAH!! FUCK!! IT BURNS! IT ...
  note ... up in Pitsmoor you can fuck off.<br> <Loud ...
  note ... screeching woman> Well fuck you, I should never ...

3 When Giants Stride The Earth  [infidel]
  note ... moniker (screen name), fuck you, you (should) know ...
  note ... could give a flying fuck who you really are. ...
  note ... still couldn't give a fuck. ...

3 www. Stream Of Consciousness .com  [phoenix]
  note ... birds purple ghost fuck wounds mealone ...
  note ... poo panda shit crap fuck ungh! yeah! ooooh!! ...
  note ... greeneggs'nham Fuck-em hehehe all ghandi ...

2 8th of 7  [whatrock]
  note Fucking fuck. Why are all the good ...
  note ... in this morning. Fuck.

2 Adaptive airplane seating and airfare  [notexactly]
  note ... nicely. What the fuck ever happened to ...
  note ... left on earth, for fuck's sake?

2 Advance Conjugal Directive  [MikeD]
  note ... of owning a living fuck doll. It is not. I, ...
  note ... I don't think I would fuck my comatose spouse. ...

2 Age Of Man Associated Monthly Calendar Icons  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... October is 63. Well fuck it. Time to start ...
  note ... laughing! What the fuck is wrong with me?" LL. ...

2 an advisor/supporter for purchasing cheap items with best quality  [soniiiety]
  note ... When I responded "fuck no" I was then asked ...
  note ... / say / buy / sell / fuck / marry / kill / etc. ...

2 Anglo-American bickering website  [Redbrickterrace]
  note ... but why don't you all fuck off and leave Cumbria ...
  note ... privileged position to Fuck off if they don't like ...

2 Anti-Graffiti Spray  [lkbio540]
  note ... the people who spray "Fuck you" and other ...

2 Assorted DNA Party Poppers  [idris83]
  note Fuck I need to watch more ...
  note ... your use of the word "fuck" for comedic effect. ...

2 Basic income  [potty]
  note ... just lazy, go fuck yourself." ...
  note ... a country with "go fuck yourself" in its ...

2 bikerepair  [evildork]
  note ... I went through ... Fuck You. I probably beat ...
  note ... afford - I burned the fuck out doing 2 full time ...

2 Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 2020  [8th of 7]
  note well, fuck me, it's only August
  note ... a hairy duck, 8th will fuck it.

2 blind friendly currency  [pydor]
  note ... and suggest you go fuck yourself, in whatever ...
  note ... most likely contain "fuck off" and "bloody ...

2 Box ID  [dekoi]
  note ... to play hide and go fuck yourself. ...
  note ... that using the word "fuck" totally negates the ...

2 Breeding far flying bees to spread climate change tolerance among plants  [beanangel]
  note ... to geeeentetically fuck around with ...
  note ... to geeeentetically fuck around with ...

2 Business Religion Disclosure Law  [21 Quest]
  note ... on its face lately. Fuck it, it will all be ...
  note ... would have said aw fuck it, black holes are ...

2 Chameleon pool  [shinobi]
  note What the fuck is a boutique hotel?
  note //What the fuck is a boutique hotel?// ...

2 Cheaper Rockstar Lifestyle  [quaero curvus]
  note ... don't give a flying fuck. If you give a fuck ...

2 Coughing cigarette packet  [8th of 7]
  note ... give you a cheery "fuck you" as they left.
  note ... earlier comment of "fuck you", possibly adding ...

2 Days Since Hitler Was Mentioned Here  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... Hitler here. ... fuck
  note ... arithmetic is easy to fuck up.

2 Define “Good”  [Frankx]
  note ... universe, can't give a fuck.
  note ... can't give a fuck.// Yes, of course. ...

2 Dirtbike Vanguard Deployment  [21 Quest]
  note ... are not going to un-fuck the situation by ...

2 Disaster Names for People  [smizzou]
  note ... Andy, and Bob (why the fuck they gave it that ...

2 Dog Day Afternoon  [mymus]
  note ... top hat with "JUST FUCK OFF!" on it. as she ...
  note ... hard hat with FUCK OFF-THIS MEANS YOU! ...

2 Effigy Systems Incorporated  [joeforker]
  note ... on the monitor! Naw, fuck it! Turn it off! Fear ...
  note ... in the monitor, naww, fuck it! Turn it off! I ...

2 Electro-green  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... very bad and will fuck you up. X-rays ...
  note ... somewhat bad and may fuck you up. UV (±10^16 ...

2 Emergency kite pistol  [polartomato]
  note ... widdly pistol and a fuck off great big bazooka ...

2 Explanation of Origin of Universe  [Mindey]
  note ... specifically to fuck me over.
  note ... specifically to fuck me over. ...

2 "F*ck Cigarettes"  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... and actually get laid. Fuck smoking. Let the incel ...
  note ... say "Hey, how about a "fuck cigarettes" campaign?" ...

2 FaceLock  [21 Quest]
  note ... a long haul... ...fuck your toaster. FUCK ...

2 financial incentive to stop smoking  [pocmloc]
  note ... of them. So I said fuck you, give me one lit ...
  note ... healthy." I said, "Fuck off... really." And ...

2 Foul Language SMS Lexicon  [tourist]
  ... a difference between fuck an fawk, bitch and ...
  ... lets her manager dry fuck her shit chute on his ...

2 Give Me Your Lenin Statue Topplers  [theircompetitor]
  note ... the housing market. Fuck the housing market. ...
  note ... Look, nobody says "Fuck communism" more than ...

2 Gumball Medication Dispenser  [DesertFox]
  note ... Because we don't fuck kids up with our pills ...
  note //Because we don't fuck kids up with our pills ...

2 Halfbakery on Twitter  [vincevincevince]
  note Fuck Twitter. There, I ...
  note //Fuck Twitter.// Hmmm. My ...

2 Halfbakery protection  [pashute]
  note ... self, but they usually fuck off once they get ...
  note ... only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're ...

2 Halfbakery Speaking Tube System  [xenzag]
  note ... Well then what the fuck am I supposed to make ...
  note ... ...what the fuck you would you yourself ...

2 Halfbakery Users Limericks  [goff]
  note ... So buck up or fuck off, dear sir.
  note ... a scribe had said, fuck it<br> But he is too ...

2 Halo tanker  [wjt]
  note ... shut him the fuck down? That's no ...
  note ... shut him the fuck down? // It is ...

2 Hamstring hurricanes via oil slicks  [bungston]
  note So first fuck up the climate with ...
  note ... the same fuels to fuck up the ocean in a ...

2 Hypervelocity Weaponry on a (relative) shoestring  [victory]
  note Will you two just fuck already?
  note //Will you two just fuck already?// Well ...

2 Interactive Censorship  [hidden truths]
  note ... more years ago, when 'fuck' was something special ...
  link ... "Mongolian Cluster Fuck"

2 Inverse Text Adventure Game  [DeathNinja]
  note ... are in a cave* [you] Fuck! [computer] i don't ...

2 JunkMail  [Impman]
  note ... makes it sound like "fuck this") and exited the ...

2 Just the movie  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... country so why the fuck (excuse my French) do ...
  note ... country so why the fuck // *ahem* actually, ...

2 Laser Frame  [Eugene]
  "Get the fuck outta frame!"
  ... film shoots: "Shut the fuck up for picture!" ...

2 Last words generator  [-alx]
  note ... <br> "Fuck! Where did that tree ...
  note ... the lyrics to Fuck a Dog by Blink-182). ...

2 Lava Power  [twitch]
  note ... I just think they fuck up the landscape and ...
  note ... they all, so far, fuck up the landscape ...

2 LED garden lights, onnastick.  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... they do absolutely fuck all // We could ...
  ... they do absolutely fuck all. They glow dimly ...

2 Make political parties illegal  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... the other can't give a fuck if you lose a few ...
  ... can all just shut the fuck up and get on with ...

2 Mastectomy bra pocket  [Gulherme]
  note ... mafioso-style-"sit the fuck down and shut the fuck ...

2 Maze Mice Make Macramé  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... ahead and tell me to fuck off if you (you being ...

2 Mechanical arms for dolphins  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... So, frankly, fuck 'em.
  note //So, frankly, fuck 'em.// Finally, ...

2 Meditation dome  [django]
  note Evidently "how" means "fuck you" in Dutch.
  note Nope, but fuck means baby seal in ...

2 MesiahILF  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... time." He tells me to fuck off and we both go ...
  ... over the place. Fuck Yeah!

2 Mine the Emperor's Tomb  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... my eardrums" and "oh fuck that hurts" is very ...
  note ... The gap between "oh fuck that hurts" and "oh ...

2 Modular Factory Factory  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... my french but...<br>...fuck that. I don't know ...
  note ... my french but... ...fuck that.// ...

2 My Fabulous Life Without You  [pottedstu]
  note ... or "Piss the Fuck Off?"
  note "Please Fuck Off".

2 n-bladed razor  [PeterSilly]
  note //Fuck Everything, We're ...
  link Fuck Everything, We're ...

2 NATO without US  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... kidding, man. Get the fuck over it.
  link ... tell Putin to go fuck himself.

2 Night Globe  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... to go surfing soon. Fuck this serious shit.
  note ... I got loadsamoney so fuck off!"

2 NLAD-D Landmine  [21 Quest]
  note ... enough to knock the fuck out of an intruder ...
  note ... enough to knock the fuck out of an intruder// ...

2 Noise-Seeking Letter of Complaint  [lyserge]
  note ... the message "SHUT THE FUCK UP" on it
  ... your alarm shut the fuck up.

2 Nozzle / Nozzled The World's Most Generic Word  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... got that ready, it's 'fuck'.
  note I think "fuck" has it's limitations. ...

2 obscene passwords  [pdg37]
  note I said fuck[pdg37] As I wrote ...
  note ... passwords:<br> 71 fuck<br> 45 ass/arse<br> ...

2 Occam's Butter Knife Award  [MauiChuck]
  note ... just five minutes, or fuck off altogether for a ...

2 Pay doctors by health of patients  [myclob]
  note ... annotating? Fuck that noise. I won't ...
  note ... insult. // What the fuck did you think, then? ...

2 Penalty Predictor Dice  [Fishrat]
  note ... sport I give a flying fuck about is Ice Hockey, ...
  note //flying fuck// More a hobby than ...

2 Performance enhancement home testing kit  [4whom]
  note oh fuck, the sex police ...
  note "oh fuck, the sex police ...

2 Personal Narrator  [TauCeti]
  note "Will you shut the fuck up!"<br> <br> ""Will ...

2 Picasso Style Facial Re-Arrangement Photo App  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... at what I call "Fuck you prol!" art. That ...
  note ... lines of "What the fuck is that?" turn and ...

2 Pineapple emotion amplifier  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... after saying "what the fuck? what the fuck? over ...

2 Politician Float Test  [21 Quest]
  note ... old, sick and poor? Fuck 'em.
  note ... and determination and fuck the ones who struggle ...

2 Polkadot Clown Shoes  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... coming... ...but fuck that's getting tiring. ...
  note ... Fuck around. Find out. ...

2 Pretend everything was invented by someone French  [mark_t]
  note ... hand calls for a big fuck-off sword for lopping ...
  note ... achieve approximately fuck all and are part of ...

2 Put taxes on every pleasure  [flireferret]
  note ... hate them!" "Uhhh! FUCK YOU GUYS!!" (rest ...
  note ... of the bar in unison) "FUCK YOU TOO!" Then ...

2 Quentin Tarantino Coronavirus Public Information Broadcast  [8th of 7]
  link ... should shut the fuck up.
  ... in the parks, sure as fuck ain't none in my yard. ...

2 Regional specific protests  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... Please shut the fuck up.
  note ... for myself, you don't. Fuck your Trump cult, he's ...

2 Remote-Control Giant Desert Etch-a-Sketch  [lostdog]
  note ... in desert to write 'fuck-off' large enough to ...
  note ... shit go home" or "fuck off blowins" you just ...

2 Rentisham's Traditional Flenting Wax  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... out too well we said "fuck it" and moved to ...
  note ... // "fuck it" and moved to ...

2 Replaceable Crack Pipe Filter  [shapu]
  note ... pad. What the fuck?
  note //what the fuck?// You know, I ...

2 Reprimand Button  [Cuit_au_Four]
  note ... the keyboard marked 'fuck off', to be pressed ...
  note ... you could press the 'fuck off and die'-button, ...

2 rule regarding the perceived entropy of pictorial representations of phones  [hippo]
  note ... my songs, so I said 'Fuck off Morrissey'."
  note //'Fuck off Morrissey'// ...

2 Saws First & Asks Questions Later  [xenzag]
  note It's fuck all to do with a play ...
  note //It's fuck all to do with a play ...

2 Shock Crotch  [MikeD]
  note How the fuck can you hate dogs? ...
  note //How the fuck can you hate dogs?// ...

2 Shock First Aid  [wjt]
  note ... use of the word "fuck" - as in "get the ...

2 Skirt TV Censorship Rules  [ytk]
  note ... can so much as mutter "fuck" while they die on ...
  ... keeps evil words like "fuck" and "tits" from ...

2 squirt gun warfare!  [Kociol]
  note ... word larp. What the fuck happened to playing ...

2 Standardized curse symbols  [phundug]
  note ... $#1+, P155, FUCK, c~n+, C0ck$~ck3R, ...
  note ... do know 'em! Fuck it all! Down with ...

2 Strap-on Testicles for Tough Women  [mahatma]
  note How the fuck does this get +19?
  note They neutered me - fuck it ! where do I stand ...

2 Swag from Ukraine  [Voice]
  note ... I have told them to fuck off? Doesn't matter if ...

2 Technicolor Tourette's  [Grimrock]
  note ... inue as you were!", "Fuck! rying out loud!" ...
  note ... Instead of 'fuck-ball-swine' - ...

2 Telemarketer Discouraging Phone Answering Routine  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... find that a cheery "fuck off" is remarkably ...
  note ... was, a simple "Go fuck yourself." would have ...

2 The Do-badder  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... going to continue to fuck your wives and mothers ...
  note ... kidding MB I wouldn’t fuck you with a 10 foot ...

2 The Last Word  [absterge]
  note ... It went like this, "fuck you good bye." Our ...
  note ... ending conversations. Fuck you good bye

2 Thoroughgoing approach to earth's destruction  [calum]
  note ... and you're "Well fuck the fuck off then, ...

2 Tornado Leaping  [DrBob]
  note ... <br> Level 5 - "Oh fuck! Oh fuck!". Zorb ...

2 Tourette's Syndrome Chat Room  [st3f]
  note ... arsey shit-wank idea fuck. Do you tits plan on ...
  ... who actually does fuck suffer from this arse ...

2 Undead Home Protection Kit  [8th of 7]
  note You only have to fuck one goat...
  note //You only have to fuck one goat...// That ...

2 VMI Only girls will be born  [beanangel]
  note ... stations) and fuck as many of the local ...

2 Wallet Taser  [Evil_Baron_Moustachio]
  note ... too walk" "Walk, nah fuck that - too far", ...
  note ... .... "Yeah OK" "Now fuck off !" And that's how ...

2 Web Cam Of Animal Slaughter House  [mofosyne]
  note ... chicken. Ah, fuck the moral dilemma. ...
  note //fuck the moral dilemma// ...

1 

1 1/2baked commercial  [toomer34]
  link oh fuck, I advertised the ...

1 1-800-MINDFUK  [daseva]
  note ... not to deserve? Fuck knows.

1 1-900-COLLECT  [TheJeff]
  note ... And you're here to fuck." [Door slams]<br> ...

1 2nd Amendment Proof of Need  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... when I'm alone can go fuck himself.<br>I don't ...

1 3D minesweeper  [xaviergisz]
  note ... that. Who gives a fuck, really.

1 A Can of Shush!  [french]
  note ... make a can of shut the fuck up, I'm sure that ...

1 A Grey Damp Day In Scunthorpe  [xenzag]
  note ... ones. Keep him to fuck out of my postings!!!

1 A Licence To Drill  [xenzag]
  note ... tell them to shut the fuck up, something I've had ...

1 Abraham vs Santa Clause  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... the end of time. Fuck off

1 Actual Atheism  [fishboner]
  note ... or beleifs. I fuck it up sometimes out of ...

1 Adult-contemporary rap  [acb]
  note ... by the sun, <br> so fuck the damn creationists, ...

1 Age Related Sterilization Bonus  [jmvw]
  note ... doesn't give a fuck. ...

1 Aircraft Engine Messaging  [jonthegeologist]
  note ... the bird can't see a fuck-off huge Iron bird ...

1 alcoeconomy rating  [jamieb]
  note ... drink 13 halves.// Fuck me that's an ...

1 Alien Linguist  [Tranai]
  note ... a "shut up, shut the fuck up" comment over one ...

1 All Apple products should display the 'sad Mac' icon today  [hippo]
  note fuck.

1 All-in-One Wound Cream  [Custardguts]
  note ... sell quite well. Fuck it. ...

1 Alzheimer's Switchboard Service  [tourist]
  ... won't tell you to go fuck yourself like she does ...

1 American Atheist  [21 Quest]
  note ... Garden is trippy as fuck and narrated by Derek ...

1 anf  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... hand am usually going "fuck you, paperclip, I did ...

1 Anti Boot  [Shapharian]
  note ... to do whatever the fuck he wants just 'cos ...

1 anti-social network  [giro sintornillo]
  note ... to my anno saying "Fuck you!"

1 Anti-Terrorism Program  [globaltourniquet]
  note ... allotment of camels. Fuck the virgins, camels ...

1 Anti-unrequited-love drug  [acb]
  note ... don't give a tuppeny fuck about your moral ...

1 Antivertising  [wagster]
  note ... telecoms, who the fuck needs a fucking cell ...

1 Apocalyptic Limerics  [theircompetitor]
  note ... survive it the fuck you can.

1 Artificial Mirage Lens  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... Then why the fuck do I have to pay ...

1 ATM Bank Balance Factoid  [xenzag]
  note ... sulfur and charcoal? Fuck off! Really? ...

1 Audible Graffiti  [ChewTheBeef]
  note ... end up a chorus of "Fuck you!"s, "<Name> ...

1 Audience Controlled Tilt-able Stage  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... got the first flying fuck of an idea; but any ...

1 Aufblasbarehosen  [AO]
  note ... you're a fatso, so fuck off, nobody wants you ...

1 Augmented reality clothes store  [slater]
  note ... (what the flying fuck) seems just like ...

1 Auto-find music  [britboy]
  note ... of a man go shorty fuck the pain and they ...

1 Autoboner's Anthem  [Zimmy]
  note ... but Zimmy, what the fuck ya talking about?

1 Automatic Condom Applicator Underpants  [rcarty]
  ... so you are ready to fuck population growth.

1 Aversion pay scale  [smylly]
  note ... the human urge to fuck the other guy over for ...

1 Ayn Rand Inspired Satire  [rcarty]
  note ... who spar against it. "Fuck you" is a very ...

1 Baby Leg Sideburns  [calum]
  note ... what-the-fuck does-he-think- ...

1 Badboard  [xenzag]
  note ... horizontal lines in "fuck" have faded, no? Then ...

1 Ball and (block)Chain  [theircompetitor]
  note ... it couldn’t be done. Fuck that dude. Turn it ...

1 Beer Goggles Mug  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... on women, just for the fuck of it. Literally. I ...

1 better nutrition with root surface area  [beanangel]
  note ... give a <strikethrough> fuck <\strikethrough> about ...

1 Bike Saddle Harpoon  [Arnold Grunchfuttock]
  note ... in London would do fuck all.

1 Biology Experiment  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... of putting in a "Fuck You For Asking" ...

1 Bioluminescent clouds  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  ... gives a flying fuck? Well, technically ...

1 Bird Befriender  [phundug]
  note Fuck birds! One pooped on ...

1 BitCoin for Scotland  [Loris]
  because fuck you

1 black hole vacuum cleaner  [the dog's breakfast]
  note ... "Now just WHERE the fuck did all this cat hair ...

1 Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2012  [8th of 7]
  note ... Manager to go and fuck himself with a ...

1 Blatantly Idiotic.. Yada yada yada 2022  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... the time. "Shut the fuck up with all the I'm ...

1 Blue flashing lights for vets  [8th of 7]
  note ... so the natives didn't fuck it up too badly. ...

1 bobo's baloon bong  [grahamcrackers]
  ... holy shit it would fuck you up. Alright so ...

1 Bobsmart  [shinobi]
  note And don't fuck with DrBob. He already ...

1 Bond's Children  [smendler]
  note ... snipped like fuck prior to being ...

1 BrainWave ID System  [Vernon]
  note ... given that there are a fuck-ton of associations in ...

1 Brave new shower  [rayfo]
  note ... singing in the... ugh! fuck, what the?!... oh, ...

1 bullet time stamp  [simpleknight]
  note ... it's boring as all fuck); it truly is not a ...

1 Bullshit Time  [Skybird]
  note ... your money and fuck off home, do become ...

1 bums life  [abadon]
  note ... drivel. But where the fuck are these reality ...

1 Buns don't kill people, Fishes do.  [Fishrat]
  ... You knows it. Safe as fuck.

1 burmese pyhons, florida & rednecks (my people)  [Plain-ol-Ed]
  note Fuck Greenpeace, virtually ...

1 Burqa-like garment for job interviews  [notexactly]
  note ... we don't know who the fuck it was."

1 Campaign For Monkey Pants  [theleopard]
  link ... zeit-gersch, zeit-, fuck it! Meme.

1 CantWeAllJustGetAlong  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... translated becomes "fuck you ","peace, in ...

1 Car Horn Activated Car Horns  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... my kids basically, fuck money beyond having ...

1 Car Whiskers  [hippo]
  note ... while so they wouldn't fuck up their gangsta ...

1 Castles  [Antegrity]
  note ... also, wonder why the fuck the US is using all ...

1 Celtic Cross Roundabout  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... can do whatever the fuck you please.

1 CensEar  [cheesemonkey]
  note ... device and scream "FUCK" several times into ...

1 Centripetal Tubular Anti-Gravitational Swimming Pool  [DesertFox]
  note ... She replied; 'Fuck off.' And put the ...

1 Changing tone key click  [8th of 7]
  note ... my keybord. Why the fuck do they put it ...

1 Check Your Freakin' Privilege  [theircompetitor]
  ... about themselves -- fuck these people who've ...

1 Cheery, Chatty, Cheeky Checkout  [xenzag]
  note ... That can't see your "Fuck off, this is not the ...

1 Child Safe Light Switch  [prune]
  note ... just irritated the fuck out of me, so to ...

1 Children's Government  [tustin]
  note ... halfbakers will, well, fuck you up. Stick around, ...

1 China To Build Housing in the US  [theircompetitor]
  note ... and bourgeois as fuck, so I can afford to ...

1 Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Cthulu Faced Bookmark  [zen_tom]
  link Choose Your Own Mind-fuck Fest

1 Choose your own apres-Brexit status  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... a franco- germanic fuck about restaurant ...

1 Church of Disease  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... registered. If you fuck something up later in ...

1 Civil Editors  [fischerman]
  note ... to it eventually. And fuck me, they'd sent ...

1 Click2Divorce.com  [beanangel]
  note ... female supremacy. Fuck feminism.

1 Closed Captioning for the Plot Impaired  [uniball2]
  note ... No. So how the fuck am I supposed to know ...

1 Coffee Cup of Shame  [riromero]
  note ... of shit FUCK IT barry white is ...

1 Coin operated space probes  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... be wondering what the fuck is going on.

1 colored tires  [dave]
  note ... mean really- WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!?! It's ...

1 Colorized by Kids  [spiraliii]
  note ... the possessive use of fuck.

1 Compass glasses  [8th of 7]
  note ... "they" can kindly fuck off.

1 Compound Bow Suit  [rcarty]
  note Fuck lawsuits, the Bow Suit ...

1 Condenser SteamOS  [techotter]
  note ... they will routinely fuck over their partners. ...

1 Confounding Confetti  [Ling]
  note fuck, its on my shoe...

1 Conspiracy theory theme park  [hippo]
  note ... If you're a guy, then fuck off. I'm smarter ...

1 Control looting with cloud seeding  [nineteenthly]
  note ... citizens and got the fuck out of the ghetto LIKE ...

1 Cookie alert! Ahhooogahh  [popbottle]
  note ... found that a cheery "fuck off" works well at ...

1 Corporatisation of Politics  [calum]
  note ... and huckster the fuck out of one another and ...

1 CPU clock speed enabled GPS  [4whom]
  ... for knowing where the fuck you are.

1 Cranberry sauce designs  [evilpenguin]
  note ... What the fuck is it with you people? ...

1 Creeping Paranoia Prank Programme  [calum]
  note ... moment as a "Thank Fuck I have a good memory ...

1 Crew Cuts for All  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... was a terrible ongoing fuck up exacerbated by a ...

1 Crow trash collectors  [bungston]
  note ... cool... but pigeons! Fuck yeah.

1 Cyberwhorehouses / Live porn channel  [soulaar]
  note ... people are willing to fuck for a buck since they ...

1 Dangerous Dave  [Gulherme]
  note ... by trying to fuck up dave as much as ...

1 Database of all programming languages  [notexactly]
  note ... in order that Word can fuck up the formatting in ...

1 Dating Directory  [HighSchoolMan]
  note ... stimuli; the word "fuck" for example. ...

1 Deactivate crosswalk button  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... don't feel it safe, to fuck right off.<br> It ...

1 Democracy Camp  [talen]
  note ... to this idea: OH FUCK! I screwed up again!

1 Denial Denial  [theircompetitor]
  note ... doesn’t give a fuck how<br> Or even if ...

1 Designated Christmas-Free Zones  [genevieve]
  note ... Of New York. Thank fuck.

1 Designer Thrift Store  [futurebird]
  note "and it's this act of 'fuck fashion' seamstressing ...

1 Desktop Battery  [gamecraziness]
  note ... Now kindly go fuck yourself with a ...

1 Dinging Coktail Shaker  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... shake the ever-loving fuck out of some cocktails. ...

1 DinoBus  [UnaBubba]
  note ... Thou Shalt Not Fuck Around With ...

1 Disability Currency  [JesusHChrist]
  note Actually, no, fuck it, remediate ...

1 DJ Rappin' Cap  [benfrost]
  note ... move and scratch the fuck out of the stylus and ...

1 Doctorremulac’s Homeopathic Herbal Gullibility Cure  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... have found me. Fuck them. ...

1 Docu-dramas Featuring Historical Figures Without The Goofy Wigs  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... history is "What the fuck were they thinking?"' ...

1 Dogville DVD  [benfrost]
  note ... you all just shut the fuck up? It's a drama OK. ...

1 Don't Steal Me Stickers  [kevinthenerd]
  note ... kids. Where the fuck do they get the money ...

1 Drama Queen for a Day  [DrBob]
  note ... Oh God! Where the fuck is it??? They'll be ...

1 Dress up room  [vereggen]
  note oh fuck, its my new kitten ...

1 Drive In Rollercoaster  [Grogster]
  note 'Murica! Fuck yeah!

1 Drunk Debates  [Great Satan]
  note ... to tell Kerry to go fuck himself...he seems to ...

1 Drunk drive  [Antegrity]
  note ... *stupid* and you can fuck somebody else up as ...

1 Dual mode router  [8th of 7]
  note ... but is a synonym of "fuck". However, since ...

1 Dungeons & Dragons Park  [froglet]
  note ... Tavern" style scene. Fuck, this would be even ...

1 Duo-Can  [xenzag]
  note // Fuck the cans // We hope ...

1 DWUIA Detector  [blainez]
  note ... the car slows down? Fuck that.

1 Earbuds with cameras and AI  [21 Quest]
  note ... registries but fuck man, you are REALLY ...

1 Earth-Space Web  [Vernon]
  note Fuck Niven, if your ring is ...

1 Eat The Bad Tuna  [8th of 7]
  note ... case, [pert]. Stay The Fuck Away From The Great ...

1 Eat this, you fat slob  [Voice]
  note Wake up for fuck sake. ...or do you ...

1 ECG Piercings  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... these days will fuck up anything they can ...

1 Edible Skirting  [Honduras]
  note ... for tat...but what the fuck are you on about? ...

1 Eerily prescient fortune cookies  [hippo]
  note ... on alert, in case I fuck up the end-game. I ...

1 Egging made easy  [sab8823]
  note "What the fuck have you come as?"<br> ...

1 Elevator Factoids  [imaginality]
  link ... the mutterings of "Fuck me!" and "I'll be ...

1 Emergency Phone Range Extender 3  [21 Quest]
  note ... to switch to T-Mobile? Fuck you, you don't deserve ...

1 epic  [lotus_65]
  note I've been saying "Fuck a crippled monkey!" as ...

1 Escaping the big crunch  [Ling]
  note ... does whatever the fuck it wants to do ...

1 Evaluation by Dunk Tank  [AfroAssault]
  ... beverage! It'll FUCK YOU UP!<br><br> But I ...

1 Exclusive Science  [pashute]
  note ... OR pro Trump? I vote fuck no.

1 Exhibitionism for the Shy  [neuro]
  note Ahem. "The Fuck Truck" Thank you.

1 Existential Contract Lawyers  [theleopard]
  note ... so He'll probably just fuck with you some, and ...

1 Expiring DVD region locks  [acb]
  note ... And who gives a fuck if it pisses the ...

1 Expletive Activated Car Horn Facilitator  [rex_mundi]
  note ... anyone dare tell me fuck is an acronym for For ...

1 EZBakery  [GutPunchLullabies]
  note Fuck a crippled monkey! ...

1 F- Hiccups  [rcarty]
  ... and turn your fuck ups into a meaningful ...

1 FA:FO Interstate Signage  [reensure]
  Fuck Around: Find Out ...

1 Fake Co-Worker Background Noise  [sophocles]
  note ... situation, but--fuck it, nevermind. Rest ...

1 Fake Failure Agency  [DDRopDeadly]
  note ... couldn't and didn't fuck around. Your 'real' ...

1 Fake Wedding Bands  [eyal]
  note ... found that a simple "Fuck off" works quite ...

1 Faux Seatbelt  [Ozone]
  note ... with stupid" or "fuck cops" that they would ...

1 female mosquito mating call  [teh_ice]
  note ... who want's a fuck?"

1 festivalfood365  [Sunstone]
  note ... would read; [Well... fuck off then. Don't come ...

1 Fiery Fruits 2  [Vernon]
  note ... cook it [Una]?<br> fuck spicy foods [-] ...

1 Finally got a girl?  [britboy]
  note ... for me: "Don't Give A Fuck". Stop giving a rat's ...

1 Find my sandwich partner  [angel]
  note ... from Daniel. "Who the fuck is Daniel?" you think, ...

1 Fishbone botnet  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... it go out, hmm? <Fuck, I hated masters ...

1 Flea Beak  [benfrost]
  note Fleas - oh for fuck sake - Kill em all

1 Fluffaway  [Voice]
  note ... Still?<br>Really?<br>Fuck. Really? [link]

1 Foolproof Bering Strait Bridge  [MikeOxbig]
  note ... plan. Remember, "don't fuck with Mother Nature".

1 Foreskin Armature Implant  [JesusHChrist]
  note Fuck. I just said that out ...

1 Forward/Backward Headlight Signals  [Eugene]
  note ... pencil-beam laser? "Fuck outta here!"

1 free flow air distancer  [pashute]
  note ... Barring an egregious fuck-up (which could ...

1 Funeral Barbie  [zigness]
  note <exhales> Fuck! I am not doing that ...

1 Garage door mounted TV for the horizontal bifocal-wearing nearsighted  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... on the Isle what the fuck it?

1 gas-o-market  [innoventor]
  note ... Wal-mart. (what the fuck is Wal-mart?). And I ...

1 Gender Wars Registry  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... and shut the fuck up until you have ...

1 Global Warming Convincer  [Vernon]
  note ... the ozone hole has fuck all to do with the ...

1 Google Cycle  [wylie_coyote]
  note ... store my searches? Oh fuck. Now anyone can find ...

1 GPS Dud Munitions  [Holeinmysock]
  note ... Desert-Whatever the fuck is not an invasion of ...

1 Graphic app snaps lines over your hand drawing  [Sunstone]
  note ... of metal/wood// Oh fuck. That bad.

1 Gravy-to-Go  [JulieVictim]
  note ... oh fuck, someone put sugar in ...

1 Green Light Signal  [jhomrighaus]
  note <fuck it - I poked myself in ...

1 Grocer Bands  [spiraliii]
  note ... Then they would yell "FUCK THE SYSTEM!" and run ...

1 grusme cr acidnt OMG LOL ROFL  [Eugene]
  ... can just drive the fuck by); ambulances ...

1 gun control  [njay]
  note ... to say, SHUT THE FUCK UP. for one thing ...

1 Halfbakery Drinking Game  [AfroAssault]
  ... at the clock and say "Fuck, I really need to log ...

1 Halfbakery Mascots Bunzy & Bonezy  [doctorremulac3]
  note - Fuck that.

1 Halfbakery Oven  [tatterdemalion]
  note Oh for fuck sake. Spelling has ...

1 Halloween Fake Severed Head Bird Feeder  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... stands for king dumb-fuck. The idea is just ...

1 Handicap or Ass Hole Parking  [Mustardface]
  note ... get some answer like "Fuck Off!" or "It's for me ...

1 Harmonically Pure Equal Temperament  [fishboner]
  note ... give a flying fuck is a true 'baker.

1 Have Billionaires, Will Fly Again  [xenzag]
  note ... stand for. Who the fuck cares about that ...

1 Head-Pedal Faucet Attachment  [Vernon]
  note ... the Great Lakes. So fuck.

1 Heart-Shaped Deception Box  [Plankton]
  note ... got a new complaint<br>Fuck now I'm divorced ...

1 Helium encapsulation  [supdoc]
  note ... "what exactly the fuck is molecular helium?"

1 Heterosexual Camp  [bungston]
  note ... frottaging, cottaging, fuck and suck are neither. ...

1 Highly Paid Executive Taxation Distribution To Company's Workers  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... nice -- but why the fuck does this person have ...

1 Hokey Cokey Recursion Death March  [calum]
  note Fuck.

1 Homeless Business Model  [zone]
  note ... class. I said "fuck off - I'm tired". ...

1 Homeless Meal Delivery / Advertising Platform  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... begins. Do not fuck with my coffee. If you ...

1 Honest Court System  [doctorremulac3]
  ... term he used was: "Fuck 'em". In vino veritas ...

1 Honeypot halfbakery  [mcscotland]
  link ... If it's just a mind-fuck (read: Control of ...

1 Hot Pants Hot Pants Revolution  [Blumster]
  note ... fact that you can't fuck them... for less ...

1 House Like A Car  [sartep]
  note ... against me. How the fuck do you know that I ...

1 I Know What You Ate Last Night  [xenzag]
  note ... April fools day for fuck sake! I don't know ...

1 I spy flunkies  [po]
  note ... thirty quid back, now fuck off"<br> </bad joke ...

1 "I Swear" Family Restaurant  [ben reeve]
  link ... fuck&ok=+OK+

1 I've never met a halfbaker I didn't like.  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... to get to, and with a fuck-ton of parking. ...

1 I want to connect this to that  [nomocrow]
  ... way, way, way the fuck up there.

1 IM Pissed  [theircompetitor]
  ... to mike pick up of my "fuck you and the horse you ...

1 Imagination facarde*  [wjt]
  note ... that way and there's fuck all I can do about it ...

1 Impossibagels  [xenzag]
  note ... reminds me - what the fuck is it with the hole in ...

1 Include a Publishable Video Presentation of Your Paper  [Inyuki]
  note ... is going to go all in (fuck the expense). If ...

1 Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... can barely muster a fuck to give these days. ...

1 Insult tennis  [NickTheGreat]
  note ... she got laid was to fuck pigs. Furthermore, ...

1 Intelligent door  [jonball]
  note ... to exit? <br><Y/N/Just Fuck Off and lemme ...

1 Intelligent use of credit cards  [Jim Bob of Merriam Park]
  note ... anyone for the crisis, fuck with it, it makes me ...

1 interactivate  [pashute]
  note ... than to make a fuck-ton of extra useless ...

1 iPod HUD  [jhomrighaus]
  note ... display. Where the fuck has the road gone? ...

1 iThemes  [hidden truths]
  note ... will inevitably be, "fuck," or, "bitch," ...

1 Jackson Pollock Art Critic Contest  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... my mumbling "What the fuck is this piece of ...

1 Jumping Cars  [MikeOliver]
  note ... 2) better yet, just fuck right off.

1 Kid-o-vision  [cjlove]
  note ... -- BITCH became BRAT, FUCK ME OVER became MESS ME ...

1 Kilt Coil  [calum]
  note ... is the mother of all fuck-ups. The things you ...

1 Kindle for kittens  [Phrontistery]
  note ... with it and has yet to fuck anything up, so ...

1 Klein Tunnel  [Dub]
  note ... post here, what the fuck a Klein tunnel is? ...

1 Knife Tracking Tags  [crj900]
  note ... a swabbing. {f.y.i. fuck you TSA} ...

1 Last Sip Beer  [oxen crossing]
  note ... it, I tell him to "fuck off" and grab his beer ...

1 Laughing AI Project  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... others or how little a fuck we give about other ...

1 Lawn Ninjas  [Chickenfish]
  note ... come in a 2pac. Fuck off troll.

1 Lego poetry and prose blocks  [ricchris]
  note Fuck the rorschach, can you ...

1 Let's Save Florida (bits of it anyway)  [ertdfgcvb]
  note ... you to leave me the fuck alone - you just can't ...

1 Let The Crowd Decide  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... explanation? Ah, fuck it. THere are some ...

1 Liberty Belt  [JesusHChrist]
  note What the fuck is a center of ...

1 Lifeless Limericks  [Mickey the Fish]
  note ... She shouted "Oh Fuck",<br> as she landed ...

1 light  [solid_slug]
  ... but that is whack as fuck. Parlor tricks, after ...

1 Light / Dark Cycle Tuned TV  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... UK or US. What the fuck do you or I care if ...

1 LIMITED WARRANTY FOR THE SALE OF A MOCKINGBIRD  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... you (to shut you the fuck up), breaks, I'll buy ...

1 London Oct 2008  [pertinax]
  note ... has seen fit to fuck me in the arse. Having ...

1 Londonatomy  [xenzag]
  note ... clear, & biting. FUck you whoever busted it ...

1 Long-term data storage  [Frankx]
  note ... boring.<br> You could fuck with the ...

1 Longevity treatment for monkeys (with typewriters)  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... in 2001? What the fuck were you on??

1 Loud car stereo simulator  [hippo]
  note ... I don't give a flying fuck what you want to ...

1 Love Music? Keep On Loving Music.  [notripe]
  note ... or people yelling 'Fuck!' and shooting every ...

1 loving the ugly part  [wjt]
  note ... time to reach the fuck-it stage where you ...

1 M-F-D'd idea names crossed out  [phundug]
  note ... idiots who know fuck all about what ...

1 Machinist's Marathon  [david_scothern]
  note ... winner from the "Fuck it I'll just drop the ...

1 Macho Macho Man  [Pericles]
  note ... me"; green for "Must fuck. Help me", the only ...

1 macro  [smoobets]
  note Seems it would fuck up a person's vision ...

1 Magic Roundabout Iron  [xenzag]
  note ... the true original and fuck the imitators!

1 MAGLEV tank treads  [MisterQED]
  note ... above] What the fuck just happened? That ...

1 Make Stop Signs Yellow Instead Of Red  [xenzag]
  note ... and probably ugly as fuck. Guessing he's a ...

1 Mammoth Ivory Prospecting  [bjl8]
  note Fuck the animals, I want ...

1 Map/Globe With Changeable Names  [whatrock]
  note ... Good luck. Oh, and fuck Russia. Want help from ...

1 Masturbation Nightmare  [Elitefingerbun]
  note ... Oh no! Oh Jesus! Oh fuck! <BLAM!>

1 Matte Black Tunnel  [vincevincevince]
  link "fuck i was smokin salvia ...

1 Merry Cursemass  [JesusHChrist]
  Fuck the balls with vows of ...

1 metered television  [cljudge]
  note ... phundug exactly! Fuck the advertisers! Who ...

1 Metric Music  [JOC]
  note ... but it sounds like fuck, which is why we don't ...

1 Microweave  [JesusHChrist]
  ... than clothes allow. Fuck clothes anyway, you ...

1 Milk pills  [Loris]
  note ... dirty minds, who the fuck calls spray-on Cool ...

1 Mindless destruction garden/house makeover  [Gulherme]
  note ... in about 45 seconds. Fuck that 24 hour shit.

1 Mint Leaf Chocolate  [doctorterron]
  note Aw fuck this. I'm outta' here.

1 MMORTS  [21 Quest]
  ... games like Warcraft (fuck W.O.W., I'm ...

1 Morse Code Alarm Clock  [theircompetitor]
  ... "If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm taking a ...

1 Most Prestigious College Degree  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... school but means fuck all in terms of how ...

1 Motion-Activated Execution  [Vernon]
  note ... people, then don't fuck around and just ...

1 motorcycle with offset wheels  [nicholaswhitworth]
  ... you 25 degress to 'fuck up' in. Allowing ...

1 Mouth diabetic meter  [pashute]
  note ... talking about so, fuck it, I'm gonna toss a ...

1 MP3 Microwave  [plaguedcookies]
  note ... - I believe the track "Fuck Off" lasts a mere 6 ...

1 MucuSoap  [galukalock]
  note ... in spit and why the fuck have i spent ten ...

1 mud spoon  [wjt]
  note ... I've seen every fuck up possible with ...

1 Munchkins for Meteors  [Mr Burns]
  note ... even gives a flying fuck what someone elses ...

1 Museum of Mistakes  [earl]
  note ... for the Goddess of fuck ups

1 museum of snack packaging that works  [beanangel]
  note ... that’d be)// Yea! Fuck those guys!

1 Mutual Word  [JRH517]
  note ... then I wonder what the fuck is that all about. ??

1 N-Prize  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... That is one fuck of a burden for a ...

1 Napping Glasses  [21 Quest]
  note Logitacky... who the fuck do you think you are? ...

1 Narcoburger  [venomx]
  note ... can't help myself." Fuck off.

1 National Public Service  [nineteenthly]
  note ... [Ian]. What a total fuck-up.

1 Navel cam  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... work) were, frankly, fuck all. One of the ...

1 Necrophiliostitution  [21 Quest]
  note ... hot cup of shut the fuck up. I won't ask so ...

1 New moderators  [Akabaka]
  note ... "Garcon! Where the fuck is my foie gras??" in ...

1 New World Trade Centre  [zero5]
  note ... were, to sort of say 'fuck you, you can't take ...

1 nice knobs  [po]
  ... rather than the * oh-fuck-what-was-that, ...

1 Nickname The New Joint Strike Fighter "The F-35 Baby Seal"  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... be friends or wanna fuck around and find out? ...

1 Non-electric car competition  [8th of 7]
  note ... graduates that fuck up everything they get ...

1 North Korea food offensive  [Voice]
  note ... in plain sight and fuck up any invader's day. ...

1 notfacebook.com  [daseva]
  ... original boring as fuck site. Granted, a ...

1 novelty bathroom spray  [fancypants]
  ... the nozzle: OMG HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! : not only ...

1 NSA/GCHQ-proof emails  [8th of 7]
  note ... are still shady as fuck and bear watching. ...

1 Nuclear race winner  [pashute]
  note ... off mankind. It would fuck everything up, but not ...

1 Nuclear Waste Disposal Thought Experiment  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... marginal - if you fuck around making things ...

1 Nude Detainee Cheerleading Interrogation  [bungston]
  note ... people can't give a fuck, but again, it's not ...

1 Nudge them into college  [beanangel]
  note ... without all the mind-fuck consumerism that seems ...

1 nutty ants  [wjt]
  note ... means ... "Get the fuck out, it's a trap!"

1 Objectionable Music Radio  [1percent]
  link ... containing the word fuck in the URL.

1 Offensive Hurricane Names  [kevindimie]
  note ... that's "Get the fuck outta here."

1 Office Of Making Everybody Feel Bad About Everything  [doctorremulac3]
  ... telling this agency to fuck off, many would ...

1 Old Packaging On Display  [phundug]
  note ... theonion.com article> Fuck five blades, we are ...

1 One Online Identity  [Eugene]
  ... with them. Fuck that! No vote, sorry ...

1 One way radio acoustic coupler  [cocobk]
  note ... on driving and fuck with your e-mail when ...

1 Open-plan office distributed sensitivity-adaptive disturbance alerting system  [hippo]
  note ... shouting "shut the fuck up", every three and ...

1 Operation Honey Bee  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... for sure. How the fuck did I forget AIDs in ...

1 "Out of Europe" re-enactment  [8th of 7]
  note ... British military fuck-up that has more ...

1 Ovine Mojo Apparel  [Texticle]
  note ... news, lighten the fuck up, it's only a funny ...

1 Page turning books  [Sambo1978]
  note ... time". And what the fuck is "some time"? To a ...

1 Parent nanny  [rayfo]
  note ... that stupid geriatric fuck was "teenager.com". ...

1 parkability gauge  [hob]
  note ... well know where the fuck one's car started and ...

1 Parking Lot Solar Farms  [scad mientist]
  note ... MAKE IT STOP! [...] Oh fuck, it's happening ...

1 ParodyTV  [HomerX]
  note ... of it. You could fuck his idea to the moon ...

1 Partition the UK  [Loris]
  note ... fucking Londoners can fuck off.<br> And a few ...

1 Pass the Pigs Reality Website  [Fishrat]
  note ... earned money for doing fuck all. I'm in quite a ...

1 Pay Doctors A Flat Rate  [trekbody]
  note ... they would just say 'fuck the HMOs' and charge ...

1 Peer-to-Peer coolant system  [Akabaka]
  note ... easy would it be to fuck up the whole system?

1 Peerage Titles For The Masses  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... 1- Pay taxes, 2- Fuck off, 3- Die. ...

1 Perpetual Flying Brothel  [django]
  note ... about giving a flying fuck.

1 Pick Up, Your Shit Is Calling You  [Eugene]
  ... help me." Well, fuck. What now? There's ...

1 Pirate Ship Cruise  [marklar]
  note ... shouldn't but...<br>fuck that and every horse ...

1 Pissing Contest  [UnaBubba]
  note ... but then we'd all fuck off up the pub and get ...

1 Placebo healing website  [Twizz]
  note ... available evidence. Fuck relativism.

1 Plover Adaptation Phenomenon  [rcarty]
  note you can't do fuck all to delete this ...

1 Pocket Orrery  [rodti]
  note ... then where the fuck is it??

1 Poem No.2  [DrBob]
  note What thoust fuck?

1 Pohls apart  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... comment" - what the fuck is it with "reaching ...

1 Politicians lose a day's pay  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... do, well, whatever the fuck he wants. This ...

1 Polyhedrons for Tigers  [daseva]
  note ... their begining." "Fuck that. I'll 6:1 on the ...

1 Pop Quiche  [EdwinBakery]
  note ... don't know what the fuck you're talking ...

1 pop-up kitchen appliances  [xaviergisz]
  note fuck yeah! i'm hearin ya ...

1 Pornographic breakfast cereal  [hippo]
  note ... of Oats, now with fuck clusters.

1 Portable Banana Hook  [Abusementpark]
  note ... of us<br> spelled "fuck" wrong? I forget. ...

1 Positive feedback grip trainers  [21 Quest]
  ... to an audible "Fuck yeah!" Every. ...

1 Power Screwdriver with different gears  [Amishman35]
  note ... is the mother of all..fuck it, I was baked. ...

1 Pre-censored T-shirts  [Loris]
  note ... emblazoned with: Fuck C****rship Also, ...

1 printer punch bag  [etherman]
  ... Hewlett Packard fuck. Hiiiiiiya!

1 Private company infrastructure rebuilds  [whatrock]
  note ... make an extra dollar, fuck that.

1 Psychedelic Mobile Toilet Cube  [AfroAssault]
  note ... confusion. What the fuck does garnut alboir ...

1 Psychos-R-Us  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... give that evil fuck the pleasure of ...

1 Public sex cubes  [idris83]
  Where there's fuck, there's brass

1 Public Urination campaign  [4and20]
  note ... us how to piss, eat, fuck, drive, speak and ...

1 Punish Genocide  [kisa]
  note Why don't you fuck off.

1 Put UN on top of WTC  [mrouse]
  note ... they were present. Fuck it. I don't ever want ...

1 Quaker Mask  [Zus]
  note ... *the guy* : Who the fuck are you? *arnold5* ...

1 (Quite small) roller-coaster in your kitchen  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... snail's response is "Fuck this; if anyone ...

1 Rainforest Castle  [blissmiss]
  note ... rush of saying "Fuck it, I'm going here!" ...

1 Ramen Grenade  [doctorremulac3]
  ... and TBHQ whatever the fuck that is. Hungery? ...

1 Ramones Intro  [DrBob]
  note ... One! Two! Fuck you pricks!

1 Random block vote option for Yes/No referenda  [Loris]
  note ... way, but, you know, fuck it, so what. Who ...

1 Rat Trap Hairpin  [redundantly_redundant]
  note ... probably. Me? I'd fuck him. Czech => Bohemian ...

1 ratcam  [bumhat]
  ... lots of rats and dogs. Fuck it, why not trained ...

1 Re-constructable Shreddies  [TonyK]
  note ... in continental Europe. Fuck Nestle.

1 Real Escape Key  [goff]
  link ... fuck-it-key.html

1 Red Light District Data Collection  [django]
  note ... against this wealth of fuck-data." T.O.E. - ...

1 Redesign The Zeppelin  [JNK]
  note ... so why don't you just fuck off and go whine ...

1 Redistributed Distributed Surveillance State  [calum]
  note ... in the name of well, fuck knows what, prying and ...

1 Referring To One's Self As "We" For The Commoner  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... that again and I’ll fuck all you-all up!” ...

1 Remoan Candle  [8th of 7]
  note ... Oh & kindly go fuck yourself you ...

1 Remote car stereo scrambler  [mrthingy]
  note ... faraday cage and fuck up tvs.

1 Remove account-created dates  [waugsqueke]
  note ... my point. Who the fuck cares how long someone ...

1 Rent-a-bitch  [Miss Weston Smith]
  note ... them face to face to fuck off is probably the ...

1 Rent-A-Wingman  [stimpsonrc51]
  ... down so you don't fuck up the details later.

1 repelling magnet toy  [xaviergisz]
  note ... you can...<br>...then fuck yeah man! Play ...

1 RevealMe  [minoradjustments]
  note ... desert for 40 years. Fuck it. All that’s ...

1 Reverse Organizational Hierarchy  [Achenar]
  note ... know it all, royally fuck things up and then ...

1 rewrite books with music, feeling, and scenery  [pashute]
  note ... Eye, Mrs Ess, Ess, ... fuck it. ...

1 RFID Staples  [jhomrighaus]
  note ... but rather: How the fuck do you power these ...

1 Richard Dawkins' "A Christmas Carol"  [8th of 7]
  note ... Roman subject: "Fuck you, I'm swearing ...

1 Riot Control Bears  [DocBrown]
  note ... before I seriously fuck you up ... I am a riot ...

1 riot control explosives  [vmaldia]
  note ... more deadly toys to fuck up with. Anyways, ...

1 Riot Control Pigeons  [FlyingToaster]
  note Yeah, but fuck her first, before you ...

1 robotic krillifish  [beanangel]
  note ... know WTFIH (what the fuck is happening) in these ...

1 Rubber Winter Sidewalk  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... and simpler "fuck". ...

1 Rube Goldberg Suicide Machine  [Space-Pope]
  note ... . No one else gives a fuck what I think, neither ...

1 Safe Blood Donation  [imho]
  note ... donate, tell them to fuck off - it's none of ...

1 safe driving / passenger comfort feedback  [webfishrune]
  ... have time to think "oh fuck, I wish I’d listened ...

1 Safeway Club Club  [centauri]
  note ... companies whatever the fuck they are. likely other ...

1 Scaring things before killing and burying them to combat Global Warming  [AusCan531]
  note Fuck this... the negativity ...

1 Science News in Haiku  [goodmars]
  note ... leap for mankind<br> Fuck, I'm on The Moon!

1 Seat Belt for Office Chairs  [theircompetitor]
  ... and perform the "fuck you, and you, and ...

1 Second Law of Thermodynamics Temporal Violator  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... what precisely the fuck is going on?" I am ...

1 Segregation  [madness]
  note ... the nature of banks. Fuck that. (rant over) ...

1 Self Medication Chocolate Ice Cream  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  ... And who the fuck is Håagen Dazs, and ...

1 Send In The Big Fluffy Blue Cloud  [xenzag]
  note ... they had to do was not fuck up the ...

1 SexTV  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... (irritate the fuck out of listeners) ...

1 sexy voice spray  [gregw]
  note ... huffing it will REALLY FUCK YOU UP. Watched a ...

1 Shark Wrestling  [doctorremulac3]
  note Fuck that. Bears always ...

1 She doesn't have to know.  [10clock]
  note ... mad. It's sex for fuck sake, its not like its ...

1 Shirley  [axlrosen]
  note ... RoboBust: Shut the fuck up! *sledgehammer* ...

1 SHUT THE F*** UP alarm clock  [21 Quest]
  note ... the words "shut the fuck up" would be used ...

1 Shutupper  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... is what the fuck it has to do with how ...

1 Single Propeller in the Air  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... Wait, what? What the fuck just happened? [MB] ...

1 Sitting Back Up Front  [schmendrick]
  ... interested."<br> "Aw fuck!"

1 Sky Full of Mushrooms  [xenzag]
  note ... likes of [21Quest]. Fuck it. I'd jump it. I ...

1 Smack-silent cell phone  [navigatr85]
  note ... long it rings.// Fuck that noise. Tell them ...

1 Small Dog Drone  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  ... of yelling "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE RIGHT ...

1 Smart Ass Translator  [asciirock]
  note ... Copulate affirmative! (Fuck yeah!)

1 Smoking Wind Vane  [swimswim]
  note ... back [21...], now fuck off again. I mean that ...

1 Sneezing Office Supplies  [DesertFox]
  note ... to tell moochers to fuck off? No wonder they ...

1 Socially Acceptable Door Holding Line  [bs0u0155]
  note ... inconveniencing the fuck out of you, making you ...

1 Society for Creative Retro-Future Anachronism  [Soterios]
  note Ahh, true. Fuck haste, it never works. ...

1 solar powered fiber-optic lighting  [farker]
  note ... telecom fiber i.e fuck-all. (-)

1 Sorry, my myth take  [theircompetitor]
  note What'd you fuck up this time, Mr. ...

1 "Sounds of the Jungle" Sex-Noise Masking Device  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... grunt, shut the fuck up when the couple ...

1 Space Efficient Cemetery  [adambettinger]
  note ... too. Personally I say fuck the dead, they don't ...

1 Spastard  [temp2]
  note ... Place in the oven and fuck a bastard, a retard ...

1 Speak in AOL  [AfroAssault]
  ... Robert: "What the fuck are you talking ...

1 Special Kind of Stupid  [ixnaum]
  note ... okay, you can say "fuck" on the internet.

1 Sponsor a USPS box  [xenzag]
  note ... cities freaking the fuck out that an incoming ...

1 Spotlights against global warming  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... bears but, you know, fuck 'em. ...

1 Stabilizing the Radioelements  [clothist]
  note ... ASSHAT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! ^_^

1 Star Trek Original Series vs Star Trek Next Generation  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... groupie community to fuck off and get real jobs, ...

1 Statue of Libertarianism  [8th of 7]
  note ... word: "What ___ fuck?"

1 Sterilization for the Pseudo-Dead  [Vernon]
  note Fuck, Shit, God Damnit! ...

1 Straight Pride Parades  [Ander]
  note ... their nature (who the fuck are you to say ...

1 Stripey Ketchup  [xenzag]
  note ... "Hey, you eat citrus! Fuck you!". Just ...

1 Stun Gun  [frankie-j]
  note ... they are really gonna fuck up your car after ...

1 Subliminal Virtual Time Capsule  [EvilPickels]
  ... I think: "what, the, fuck?" every time I read ...

1 Subtext subtitles  [simonj]
  note ... the story up, what the fuck is this movie about?"

1 supermarket fading lights  [erlehmann]
  note ... Its time to get the fuck out and go home your ...

1 Support our Troops [...more]  [ixnaum]
  ... Support the Troops: Fuck the politicians who ...

1 svelte spaghetti and it's corollary french fry  [beanangel]
  note ... value for value... or fuck off. Not you ...

1 SWAT Siren  [scad mientist]
  note ... completely and utterly fuck your life over out of ...

1 Sweeping out from under the rug  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  link ... a stick up his ass. Fuck'n wanker if you ask ...

1 Tailgater repellant  [boogabooga]
  note ... horse and move the fuck over.

1 Tails For All  [Mickey the Fish]
  note ... already assume that I fuck animals, without ...

1 Talking Dog Breeding System  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... real folks. ... fuck ... here we go

1 Telomerase Production Hormone  [Vernon]
  note ... they have the faintest fuck of a clue.]

1 Temporary Registration  [Eugene]
  ... You could give a fuck about how I'm gonna ...

1 Tennis racket with a green plastic frog on it  [theleopard]
  note ... is always, "Oh please fuck off" doesn't add ...

1 Term For Listening To An Audio Book  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... did the phonic, so go fuck yourself."

1 The Age Of Ascendance  [doctorremulac3]
  note Fuck!... I mean Dang!<br>I ...

1 The beach wheel chair!  [big_boy_gun_bell]
  note ... i can put whatever the fuck I like ...

1 The Blood of...Goliath Meatmountain?  [sleeka]
  note Fuck it! Now I've read this ...

1 The Complete Works of Shakespeare, As Read By Yoda  [DrWorm]
  note ... my ear was, I could fuck it."<br>

1 The end  [pashute]
  note ... don't give a flying fuck when it comes to the ...

1 The Energy!  [rcarty]
  note What in great green fuck got into the water ...

1 The Firing Guy  [Eugene]
  ... fired...get the fuck outta here!" "I'm ...

1 The First Truly Civil War  [Vernon]
  note ... know that genuine, "fuck you" success is all ...

1 The guilt game  [pashute]
  note ... find this guy and fuck him up." (as near as I ...

1 The Haggis Shop  [strange606]
  note ... Sick Boy: That means fuck all. The sympathy ...

1 The Overclocked Brain  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... Explains a lot. Fuck. What are the odds ...

1 The Pied Piper of Manchester  [sambwiches]
  note A heartfelt "Fuck. Off." works extremely ...

1 The Real Warp Speed  [Eugene]
  Can we get the fuck out of here, ...

1 The Schrödinger Schadenfreude Newscast  [theircompetitor]
  note ... and pre-Whatever The Fuck Putin Is Doing. ...

1 The Shack Box  [rcarty]
  note ... Be you. You're cool. Fuck the box. Box was just ...

1 The Toby Keith Game  [The Jolly Misanthrope]
  link ... about who the fuck Toby Keith is.

1 The Unproven Cure For Cancer Using Wind Farms  [xenzag]
  note ... and should chill the fuck out. ...or then ...

1 TheoDynamics  [Vernon]
  note ... Why, why oh fuck why, does the most ...

1 Thermopolylae H-seal 300  [4whom]
  ... Fifty. Boy, did we fuck that one up. No ...

1 Thesaurusoetry  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... sexual receptacle, I'd fuck it." I know, I ...

1 Throw Away Foreign Language Instructions  [NumboJumbo]
  note ... You think you know fuck all! Recently seen ...

1 Toilet cybersnake  [PauloSargaco]
  note AAAAaaah! What the fuck!?</sound of guest ...

1 Toilet Stains?  [Nigel Williams]
  note ... No macho :" Arrr fuck, that splashed the ...

1 Toll Bridge Monopoly  [xenzag]
  note ... of our MPs love to fuck fistfuls of dogshit ...

1 Topological Playground Art  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... not give a flying fuck.

1 towers of hanoi "laser" accumulates energy while cooling surrounding  [beanangel]
  note ... don't know what the fuck you're talking ...

1 Transdermal Lipolysis  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... Eat whatever the fuck you like. But don't ...

1 Triggered Christmas  [pocmloc]
  note ... All heart. Don't fuck with Hanukkah...

1 Troll Petting Zoo  [yamahito]
  ... it to give a hearty "fuck you" and delete his ...

1 Trumbiden  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... on the other hand, fuck Trump." Is that a ...

1 Trump Hitler Law  [8th of 7]
  note ... this way: He didn't fuck it up. I'll settle ...

1 Trumphemian Rhapsody  [8th of 7]
  note ... Probably "Get the fuck out of my way you ...

1 try-twice phone  [iivix]
  note ... 1. A quick "Fuck Off, stop calling" me ...

1 Tuff-Guy First Aid Kit  [21 Quest]
  ... Hydrocortizone cream? Fuck off! This 2-part ...

1 Turn The Damn CD Over  [Eugene]
  note Oh, fuck, I'll have to buy all ...

1 two first class stamps store  [popbottle]
  note ... step-aunt Malvasia) fuck?

1 Ultracentrifugal satellite launcher  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... CREDIT CARDS! Fuck capitalism. I'm voting ...

1 Underground airport  [hippo]
  note ... that can't... well, fuck them. Using the ...

1 Underground Train Party Party  [ccaamgw]
  note ... to getting skull-fuck-drunk.

1 Unemployed politicians  [4and20]
  note ... stock markets shut the fuck down. If there are to ...

1 Unmanned Ozone Replenishment  [Cuit_au_Four]
  note Nah, fuck it. The ozone layer ...

1 UNOWNA  [8th of 7]
  note ... Money War. <br> The "Fuck You, World" War. <br> ...

1 US v World Rant Site  [Op]
  note ... emotional. "Holy fuck" he said. I watched ...

1 USB Coffeepot  [nilstycho]
  note ... (sunspace? sunserver? fuck, I can't remember--I ...

1 USB port for a car  [MrDaliLlama]
  note ... up to your car and fuck with it.

1 Utility box graffiti fighter billboard  [Sunstone]
  note Fuck the buff!

1 Vegetable peeler exchange program  [davidc]
  note ... the merry fuck is it doing here?

1 Verbal Tic Alarm  [robinism]
  note ... whole "an ah wiz like fuck up! and she wiz like ...

1 Very Fast Lab Evolution  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... got the first flying fuck of an idea of any of ...

1 Vi Vill Burry You  [theircompetitor]
  ... who doesn't want to fuck with your skull, or ...

1 Viral Immunity by Leukocyte Exposure  [st3f]
  note ... natural selection can fuck right off with its ...

1 Virtual Keyboard  [sadie]
  note ... just enough to totally fuck me up. They also ...

1 virtual roar  [wjt]
  note ... virtual crowd) "SHIT FUCK TURD COCK ASSHOLE!" ...

1 "Votes of confidence" gun licensing  [ye_river_xiv]
  note ... let's get naked and fuck fistfuls of our own ...

1 Waist Chain With Consent Lock  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... Kind of a "Fuck you!" to potential ...

1 WantFusion and PersonalNotation  [chronological]
  note ... can do whatever the fuck you want, but, as long ...

1 War On Error  [theircompetitor]
  note But I never fuck up...much! Hahaha. ...

1 Wasabi Nasal Spray  [td]
  note fuck! ouch!

1 Wasp Vacuum  [st3f]
  note ... out it came.."Mother Fuck*ng Bee". Trust me the ...

1 water floor  [i-Mer]
  note Fuck this. I hate water.

1 Water Vapor Pipeline  [pashute]
  note ... from steam might fuck it up a bit. But ...

1 waterline to California  [bh]
  note ... My first anno read "fuck off" for a few seconds ...

1 Way For Beach Sand Artists To Monetize Their Temporary Sand Art  [doctorremulac3]
  note Fuck. Alright. (+)

1 Wearable Webcam Network  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... wear a cam myself. Fuck the people's ...

1 WebZoid  [Zorcon]
  note ... but who the fuck would let someone walk ...

1 "What's for Lunch" Kiosk  [Mr Burns]
  note ... Bob the Tyrant going "Fuck that stupid machine, I ...

1 what to do with all those coffee grinds  [masher]
  note ... who's the sick fuck that invented this?

1 "When And How Will You Die In A Nuclear War?" Website.  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... could, I've heard, fuck us all up in the end - ...

1 WhereImApp  [pashute]
  note ... far as making me say "fuck it". After all if you ...

1 whereismybic.com  [vdh]
  note ... under "who gives a fuck". Therein lies my ...

1 Wine Bottle Derrick  [xenzag]
  note ... drilled the cork to fuck and spent two hours ...

1 Wiper Lifter  [waugsqueke]
  note ... of times one screams "FUCK!"

1 work without temp gradient  [hennessey]
  note ... ten seconds.// Holy Fuck! Did I hear right? ...

1 World's Most Wanted Flash Moment  [theircompetitor]
  note Fuck me! I didn't realise ...

1 World War III Ideas  [JesusHChrist]
  ... and died young, oh fuck it I dont know. ...

1 Written Sign Language  [grip]
  note ... "I told him to get to fuck in a wheelbarrow." ...

1 www.trust-me - I-know-everything.com  [Fishrat]
  note ... would you prefer to fuck a man with a) 0, b) ...

1 Yeti Spaghetti  [DesertFox]
  note ... - pass the . . shit! fuck! .. parmesan

1 You know what I just don't care  [Loris]
  note ... our humanity go? Fuck, I don't know.<br>Time ...

1 zero-G 3-D orgy  [Myself248]
  note Seems like an aww-fuck lotta work to knock ...

1 Zimmerite, Christo, Yayoi Kusama  [xenzag]
  note ... silver middle finger, "fuck you, viewer/art ...

1 zip-tie utopia  [andrew1]
  note ... things, Daseva, and I fuck my sister. (Not your ...

1 Zoo Night Watch Security Service  [Grogster]
  note ... in. (And a hearty **FUCK YOU** to all who would ...

1 Zoo Of Monstrosities  [UnaBubba]
  note ... got the first flying fuck of an idea - not the ...

1 [Antegrity]
  ... I simply say "fuck it". Hierarchical ...

1 [mky]
  what the fuck is going on?

1 [nut fuck]
  nut fuck

1 [range-monkey]
  ... and if I hit someone, fuck them, they are ...

1 [talen]
  ... to reclaim it. ] FUCK YOU ALL TO THE DEEPEST ...
 

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